the night hunter 130 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a freezer to keep it in." The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both fell out of the stupid tree and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. "Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gosling1960 191 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 Uh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Frann 882 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 Wheres the Welshman? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 A Muslim suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise. Once in paradise, he finds himself surrounded by 72 of the ugliest skanks anyone has ever laid eyes upon. A bemused Allah then says to him, "Why do you think they're still virgins?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gosling1960 191 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 A Muslim suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise. Once in paradise, he finds himself surrounded by 72 of the ugliest skanks anyone has ever laid eyes upon. A bemused Allah then says to him, "Why do you think they're still virgins?" Thats better Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 Thats better Pip generally takes some beating. If I ever get my hands on him; He'll take such a f**king beating!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,481 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 Thats better Pip generally takes some beating. If I ever get my hands on him; He'll take such a f**king beating!!! pete youve been beating something all day watching them young girls Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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