Facts Tht Make You Welsh

[Frann 882]

FACTS that make you WELSH: ... Can you answer YES to THREE of the following?

1. You were late because you were stuck behind a tractor

2. Even though you're fluent in Welsh the only sentence you know is 'rydw i'n hoffi coffi' thanks to Bryn on Gavin & Stacey
...
3. You're either called a 'Gog' or a 'Taff'

4. You say hear/here/ear/year in the same way

... 5. Wales v. England in the Six Nations is the most important day in your year - FACT

6. When people say they are going to a Spa you instantly think they're going shopping

7. Drinking Brains isn't as weird as it sounds

8. That coat is indeed my jacket

9. You raise a small cheer when you see the "Croeso I Gymru" on the M4 or Welcome to Wales as you come down the hill from Ross into Monmouth.

10. You're a Welsh speaker but turn the pamphlet/leaflet over and read the English version anyway

11. Your last name is one of the following: Williams, Gwynne, Bevan, Llewellyn, Morgan, John, Rees, Powell, Howell, Davies, Lewis, Thomas, Jones, Griffiths, Morris, Evans, James, Roberts, Jenkins, or Owen

12. When you go abroad you have to explain to people where Wales is, and that it is most definitely not part of England

13. You vote for anyone and everyone who's Welsh in a TV talent show

14. Hugh Pugh, Max Boyce and Derek the Weatherman are all TV personalities you recognize but no-one else does

15. One of your friends has gone AWOL from school, because they have a Tractor Exam and/or helping on silage

16. A village/town 3 miles away is described locally as being "just around the corner" or "just down the road"

17. You don't know the surnames of any of you friends; you refer to them instead as Dai the Milk, Will the Shop, Ron Top Road, or Mark Ty-Draw

18. You remember watching Ivor the Engine, Will Quack Quack, Sam Tan and Super Ted

19. The words 'proper', 'tidy', 'never', 'like' and 'lush' are used on a daily basis and everything 'does my head in'

20. You've used the phrase 'I'll be there now in a minute' on several occasions

21. You have to repeat yourself at least seven times because nobody understands your accent - even to your friends

22. You read an English word with 'ch' or 'll' in it and then read it the Welsh way in your head

23. It's 'mam' not 'mum'

24. You've been to at least 3 castles

25. A cwtch is the answer to all of your problems

[gonetoearth 5,144]

Am worried i got all of that

Edited August 5, 2013 by gonetoearth

[Its_grim_up_norf 577]

im welsh apparently.

[walshie 2,804]

Wow. I'm not even 50% Welsh.

[johnny boy68 11,725]

Hahahaha

[Wales1234 5,424]

I went to school in a castle haha I can relate to 90 % of that haha

[greg64 2,560]

i was born in wales and have lived in wales all my life but according to that ,i,m not welsh,allways thought of myself as british any way

[Milwr Jr. 99]

Wow, you've got us down, to a tee.

[Rat face 1,655]

looks like im a yorkshire - welsh man lol

[mushroom 12,352]

You missed off;

 

Do you own knitted jumpers,

 

Do you get aroused when Wales v's England draw first round in the 6 Nations

 

Do you get aroused when a sheep flashes it's pussy

 

Do you own velcro gloves and slack fronted wellies :laugh:

Edited August 7, 2013 by mushroom

[Frann 882]

Velcro gloves lol I do have a knitted jumper but was made in Scotland

[Wxm 1,638]

i think your only 3 or 4 questions off everyone in the world being welsh

[old real tree 92]

I'm Welsh and proud butt....lol....

[Frann 882]

Me too. I didn't make that list by the way if anyone thinks I did. Im not that funny lol I just found it doing the rounds on Facebook (or chopsbook as we call it )

[Malt 379]

Think I answered yes to every single one of those!