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what are clags?

 

 

Horse Flies, basically, mate. Some people spell it " Clegg ". Don't know why. Rhymes with " Slag ".

 

As I recently posted though, it's strange. You all seem to say their bite hurts like a fag burn? I grew up hearing that too. (Fortunately, I never got bitten by one!)

 

Here though? You don't feel a thing! Just look down and one's on your skin. Manage to splatter it and there's blood everywhere ~ Yours, probably!

 

It's eight to twelve hours later. The spot itches with such intensity I'm in danger of gangrene, I rip so hard at my skin!

 

Thank f**k I discovered this Eurax. Stops the itching inside of five minutes :good:

 

So, I'm basically now sitting here under what could be a virtual death sentence. Just waiting for the poison to work. Thankfully, I have the antidote sitting right here too.

 

Oh; And some people just aren't effected! Pat isn't. I don't think Eddie was either.

 

Maybe I should start a thread about the f**king things? We could all compare notes.

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Its a hard one , you can have a lot of fun getting aids , but I would imagine its a bit of a b*****d once you,v got it , and the fact that you can,t get rid of it must rankle a bit . windows 7 isn't m

pc's are pish, get rid and buy a macbook, no stress.

Or get a fecking life and go outside???

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what are clags?

 

 

Horse Flies, basically, mate. Some people spell it " Clegg ". Don't know why. Rhymes with " Slag ".

 

As I recently posted though, it's strange. You all seem to say their bite hurts like a fag burn? I grew up hearing that too. (Fortunately, I never got bitten by one!)

 

Here though? You don't feel a thing! Just look down and one's on your skin. Manage to splatter it and there's blood everywhere ~ Yours, probably!

 

It's eight to twelve hours later. The spot itches with such intensity I'm in danger of gangrene, I rip so hard at my skin!

 

Thank f**k I discovered this Eurax. Stops the itching inside of five minutes :good:

 

So, I'm basically now sitting here under what could be a virtual death sentence. Just waiting for the poison to work. Thankfully, I have the antidote sitting right here too.

 

Oh; And some people just aren't effected! Pat isn't. I don't think Eddie was either.

 

Maybe I should start a thread about the f**king things? We could all compare notes.

 

 

good stuff, i done a search and this is the first thing that came up, i got a bit worried :laugh:

 

http://clags.gc.cuny.edu/

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good stuff, i done a search and this is the first thing that came up .....

 

 

Jesus F**king Christ!!! Give me Horse Flies any day! :icon_eek: I just can't abide f**king pressure groups trying to force their shit on us. Ours up us. Or their stuff down our throats. What ever.

 

At least the clags I know just want to suck my blood. And don't ask to do so with an annoying lisp!

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Graham; No. NO. F**king NO!!! That is NOT what I wanted!

 

Some tinny, antipodean accented kiddie pinging on about what ever the F**k he was pinging on about. Whilst subliminal images of gorgeous, young chicks distracted me from what ever the f**k he was chirping on about?

 

F**k that. I'll cough my fifty to Billy Boy and trudge along like the rest of The Lost.

 

Thanks :(

 

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Graham; No. NO. F**king NO!!! That is NOT what I wanted!

 

Some tinny, antipodean accented kiddie pinging on about what ever the F**k he was pinging on about. Whilst subliminal images of gorgeous, young chicks distracted me from what ever the f**k he was chirping on about?

 

F**k that. I'll cough my fifty to Billy Boy and trudge along like the rest of The Lost.

 

Thanks :(

 

Its the only ones out at the min mate, 15's only about a month old!

simple, download burn to disk, reboot pc with disk in press F12 when the boots screen pops up, key down to boot from cd/dvd drive, then have a play round!

IT won't change anything on pc unless you want to install it!

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Linux operating systems are good if your computer use is mostly browsing the web and sending some emails. Not so good for more specialised use like gaming or high end multimedia.

 

If you have a cheap old laptop, a slow internet connection and mostly browse the web, it is worthwhile giving a linux os a go.

 

My 'give it a try' suggestion would be Puppy Linux Download your chosen version and burn it to a CD, then boot your computer off the CD and if you like the look of the system, use the universal installer to install Puppy Linux to a usb stick, from where it will run a lot faster and smoother. I like the 'slacko' version. Review of current puppy slacko presented by a dull sounding man:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTINWB1asEI

 

The benefit of an operating system installed in a cd or usb stick is that it doesn't interfere with your copy of windows on the hard drive. Most Linux distros are quite user friendly to install and use, don't be put off by the geek stigma, and there's normally an answer to anything that isn't clear via google.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hmmm. Cheers. And so yet more vacillation icon_neutral_zpsf88c927b.gif

 

I mean, obviously, I'm in no screaming rush to go out and give Gates fifty more f**king quid. But, I have used XP, perfectly contentedly, for the last decade! That's a hard habit to break!

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Hmmm. Cheers. And so yet more vacillation icon_neutral_zpsf88c927b.gif

 

I mean, obviously, I'm in no screaming rush to go out and give Gates fifty more f**king quid. But, I have used XP, perfectly contentedly, for the last decade! That's a hard habit to break!

 

£16.39 on ebay :thumbs:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Microsoft-Windows-XP-Professional-SP3-CoA-License-Key-Full-Install-Version-PC-/261224242859?pt=UK_Computing_Software_Software_SR&hash=item3cd22d9eab

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If I had teeth, I'd probably have been biting my lip. If I had an ebay account ..... If I had a paypal account ..... Whoops! No. Even then, for some f**king reason look, the guy would refuse to send to me! :rolleyes:

 

It's like this wine I've never yet got around to trying to make. The gods are at work here. There's some reason unbeknownst to us :yes:

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