old real tree 92 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Well is anyone else going out for a shine tonight.. I'm out at 9 and can't wait..... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,204 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Sunk to the nuts is my plan. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
noddy10 411 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Rib eye steak, couple of bottles of wine, viagra and some lube. Jobs a gudden. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 I'll be at work - with lots of drunk people. I'll fit in nicely ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Me and my Missus forgot! Lol. I called her in the living room gave her a kiss and said happy valentines day, we both just cracked up laughing lol. Completely forgot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carp man 1 219 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 gave r lass some off my white custard in the mouth 4 her valentine present and out with the dogs laters Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG T 6 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 ill be out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Me and my Missus forgot! Lol. I called her in the living room gave her a kiss and said happy valentines day, we both just cracked up laughing lol. Completely forgot. Yeah she laughed but when you walked out the room she said "prick!!!".... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,376 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Rib eye steak, couple of bottles of wine, viagra and some lube. Jobs a gudden. sounds like you and deputydog are going to be busy tonight Quote Link to post Share on other sites
noddy10 411 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 There's always room for a littlen chidster haha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,623 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 My bitch is in season, I'm pretty certain if I slipped her she would run straight for the nearest dog for a shag the f***ing tramp! She lays down for my terrier bitch to hump her ffs! Monday I had plans with a girl I have been seeing very casually for about a month now......................... by Tuesday morning I had managed to f**k that up! So I'm sat here coughing like a '40 a dayer' with the back end of this chest infection wondering whether I'm the twat I feel or sensible.............. my dick thinks I'm a twat! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 My bitch is in season, I'm pretty certain if I slipped her she would run straight for the nearest dog for a shag the f***ing tramp! She lays down for my terrier bitch to hump her ffs! Monday I had plans with a girl I have been seeing very casually for about a month now......................... by Tuesday morning I had managed to f**k that up! So I'm sat here coughing like a '40 a dayer' with the back end of this chest infection wondering whether I'm the twat I feel or sensible.............. my dick thinks I'm a twat! if only you were closer................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,623 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 My bitch is in season, I'm pretty certain if I slipped her she would run straight for the nearest dog for a shag the f***ing tramp! She lays down for my terrier bitch to hump her ffs! Monday I had plans with a girl I have been seeing very casually for about a month now......................... by Tuesday morning I had managed to f**k that up! So I'm sat here coughing like a '40 a dayer' with the back end of this chest infection wondering whether I'm the twat I feel or sensible.............. my dick thinks I'm a twat! if only you were closer................ I'm willing to travel........... as long as you spoon me, hair in my face and an awkward hard on ruins the moment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,136 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 The wife's in hospital, so just had our 2 hour visiting time romantic meal , a shared chicken sandwich lol, and watched top gear and you've been framed, before I had to go..... Not the most romantic valentines, but next years should be better... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 My bitch is in season, I'm pretty certain if I slipped her she would run straight for the nearest dog for a shag the f***ing tramp! She lays down for my terrier bitch to hump her ffs! Monday I had plans with a girl I have been seeing very casually for about a month now......................... by Tuesday morning I had managed to f**k that up! So I'm sat here coughing like a '40 a dayer' with the back end of this chest infection wondering whether I'm the twat I feel or sensible.............. my dick thinks I'm a twat! if only you were closer................ I'm willing to travel........... as long as you spoon me, hair in my face and an awkward hard on ruins the moment. seems your willing to travel..............we can watch harry potter first to get us in the mood....................in fact must me be your lucky night as i havent long got out the bath and managed to shave my legs and most of my back.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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