mistaking objects for rabbit

[neilsherlock 226]

I ONCE LAMPED A MUSHROOM, AND THE FECKIN DOG MISSED IT! WOODCOCK ARE A PAIN IN THE ARSE TOO

[matt b 21]

And those bloody Peewits Lol

 

 

[mattyg 1,862]

a fair few times ive stalked a crisp packet or discarded can, or sent the dog down the beam to lump of shite or mole hill with a bit of glinting dew on it! the thing is i could have sworn i say its ears move!

matt

[scotty2306 37]

i have done it many times but the dos never strikes it, luckily, just comes back lookin at me as if to say 'there nowt there you daft twat!'

my 2 dogs i have will not strike if its not rabbit or hare,they just go to strike then stop and look at me as if to say u thick twat. but my last dog 3/4greyhound struck at a rock in a field and knocked it out of the ground plus halfed 2 of her front pearly whites

[leegreen 2,099]

WOOD COCK ARE A PAIN IN THE ARSE TOO

 

That just sounds wrong

 

Little Owls as well.

[Tyla 3,179]

Got one bit of land thats used as a motocross track occassionally, its an absolute b*****d - little tiny orange bits of broken reflectors all over the place. Lost count of the times i've walked up on them.

[gnipper 5,944]

Little owl (retrieved and released) and a full house brick which the dog sent a good distance across the field but luckily he kept his teeth intact.

[Millet 4,497]

Shhh Moll.. i forgot about that one..

 

Two words: FEED BUCKET.

 

Oh and

 

Me: That's a fox.

You: It's a sheep!

Me: Nope, that's a fox.

You: It's a sheep.

Me: FFS It's a fox

You: It's a sheep.

Me: There it goes....

You: f**k me that's a fox!

 

You need to get your eye's tested as it was niether.. ..

[lurchergrrl 1,441]

You reckon? lol That night was a proper giggle

[whin 463]

ahah millet i lamped a whole stubble feild one nite saw nothing then as i came up two sets of eyes in hedge dogs ran down strted barking to old ewes they came back up looking at me eejit

[lightey 0]

slipped the dog one night only to come back with an asda bag

[sussexpoacher 45]

Slipped the dog one night and i couldnt work out why he hadnt tried to strike as the thing was going in a straight line, then the dog started to look up as he ran, it was a Bloody little owl.

[paulus 26]

Slipped the dog one night and i couldnt work out why he hadnt tried to strike as the thing was going in a straight line, then the dog started to look up as he ran, it was a Bloody little owl.

mine bring them back beaks clapping away for england how do they make that noise