Ossie 11 Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 not one of mine, but a friends lad did this - he woke up in the morning after a night out, walked into the bathroom for a piss... and was greeted by a penguin sitting in the bath. turns out he'd hopped the fence into the local zoo the night before, and nicked the penguin. panicking, he tried to release onto a lake in the middle of a local town, but there were too many people about. so he took it to a field near the zoo he'd got it from, let it go there, then went to a phonebox & called the zoo with a "sighting" of their missing bird... one of the mates......we hear ye..... So he p-p-p-p-p-p-p-icked up a penguin.... definitely wasn't me. i just used to get drunk & pass out on the picnic tables outside the pub. far too lazy to cross the road, climb a fence, walk through the zoo, climb into the penguin enclosure, catch one, and then do the whole lot in reverse with a penguin under my coat! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trenchfoot 4,243 Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 taken a shit on a neighbours car lol Worse than that, I hung my arse off the balcony and shat on my own car! Feck, this threads giving me flashbacks 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Got arrested in Elgin twice in one weekend, once for climbing up some scaffolding onto a roof, then on the next night for nicking a road sign. Love stag do's Got pissed up and rode a Yamaha XS1100 along Scarborough seafront bollock naked in the wee small hours. Got totally wasted at a mates house warming party a pissed down the back of twenty grands worth of Linn hi-fi. Didn't go down too well.... On another stag do in camping near Ingleton, there was some Venture Scouts camping at the other side of the field with a generator constantly running keeping me awake, so I snuck accross the field after they'd turned in, cut the wires and hid it in the woods. Found out the next day there was a diabetic lad and it was for a fridge to keep his insulin cold Got wasted at the Moto GP at Donnington, got tatally lost and couldn't find my tent. Somehow ended up the wrong side of the security fence and fell off the top climbing back over..... Broken arm. Ended up in a drunken threesome with one of my mates and his Mrs, the friendship was never the same afterwards Many times I've woken up sleeping under hedges or whatever having no clue how I got there. And many more stupid things I did when I was younger but daren't post. I'm a good boy these days though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted October 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 went to blackpool on a jolly boys outing and woke up in a room with a bewildered couple asking how the f**k i got there as the room was locked !! f****d if i knew! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hannah4181 260 Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 What goes on tour, stays on tour 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Nail and head, suitably joined! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer189 93 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 taken a shit on a neighbours car lol had a mate bang one out on someones door step mid way through i banged on the door haha watching someone run with their pants around there ankles with somechasing him was the funniest thing iv ever seen not to mention the logger that was hanging on his ass still Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 taken a shit on a neighbours car lol had a mate bang one out on someones door step mid way through i banged on the door haha watching someone run with their pants around there ankles with somechasing him was the funniest thing iv ever seen not to mention the logger that was hanging on his ass still does he often shit on request Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer189 93 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 no he just a chatty fecker instead of going when he got home did it on the way home Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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