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id f*****g take bites out of everything,imagine us pair delivering fast food lol a disaster waiting to happen lol

Oh now theres a f*****g thought.............."order 29 is ready to go Scott...........12 big mac meals, 14 mcchicken sandwiches, 4 cheeseburgers, 14 bags of chips and 6 Mcflurries........!".........

Scott...."Wheres it going?"

"Its going to the Patel family.................."

Scott......"Ya f*****g beauty!!!"

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id f*****g take bites out of everything,imagine us pair delivering fast food lol a disaster waiting to happen lol

Oh now theres a f*****g thought.............."order 29 is ready to go Scott...........12 big mac meals, 14 mcchicken sandwiches, 4 cheeseburgers, 14 bags of chips and 6 Mcflurries........!".........

Scott...."Wheres it going?"

"Its going to the Patel family.................."

Scott......"Ya f*****g beauty!!!"

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I had food poisoning from an Indian takeaway years ago, and I can tell you now that it was one of the worst things I've ever had to put up with. My gut was in excruciating pain, I was shitting and being sick at the same time, I was ill for days with it.

 

have a mate who is a pest control officer with the council.he says if only folk saw in thse dirty c**ts kitchens they would never eat an indian again.consider the reason for curry powder,hot countrys,no fridges years ago,and was used to hide the taint of bad meat.just the other day my brother and his bird were having a meal,he left the lid of the takeaway on the bunker (worktop lol) and the f*****g thing stained it.imagine what that shit is doing to your insides

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I had food poisoning from an Indian takeaway years ago, and I can tell you now that it was one of the worst things I've ever had to put up with. My gut was in excruciating pain, I was shitting and being sick at the same time, I was ill for days with it.

 

have a mate who is a pest control officer with the council.he says if only folk saw in thse dirty c**ts kitchens they would never eat an indian again.consider the reason for curry powder,hot countrys,no fridges years ago,and was used to hide the taint of bad meat.just the other day my brother and his bird were having a meal,he left the lid of the takeaway on the bunker (worktop lol) and the f*****g thing stained it.imagine what that shit is doing to your insides

How many fags you had today.............. :whistling::laugh:

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my sister took her chinese upstairs lastnight and she f*****g left at the top off the stairs the dog ate abit off it but before i could get to her to stop her eating it she swallowed it. the f*****g dogs ill now with the shits and dehydration. daft b***h has made my dog ill. it really pisses me off. now i cant take my dog out tommorow cos shes ill and my sister doesn't get any sh*t good i hate people who don't give a sh*t. just hope shes alright in the morning.

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my sister took her chinese upstairs lastnight and she f*****g left at the top off the stairs the dog ate abit off it but before i could get to her to stop her eating it she swallowed it. the f*****g dogs ill now with the shits and dehydration. daft b***h has made my dog ill. it really pisses me off. now i cant take my dog out tommorow cos shes ill and my sister doesn't get any sh*t good i hate people who don't give a sh*t. just hope shes alright in the morning.

 

Let the dog take a cr*p in her room, she'll care then :thumbs:

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haha, i said to my mam give her some of her own food she was like no, i wouldnt give you food if you were ill i said no wonder shes having the shits she hasnt had any off her own food. so she puts some in her bowl dog goes over and has a sniff sits down next to it my mam takes it away and says shes not intressed then she told my dad to cook her another egg i was like f*****g hell shes had 3. parents are so thick.im no expert but 3 eggs in one day for a dog wont make her any better.

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I had food poisoning from an Indian takeaway years ago, and I can tell you now that it was one of the worst things I've ever had to put up with. My gut was in excruciating pain, I was shitting and being sick at the same time, I was ill for days with it.

 

have a mate who is a pest control officer with the council.he says if only folk saw in thse dirty c**ts kitchens they would never eat an indian again.consider the reason for curry powder,hot countrys,no fridges years ago,and was used to hide the taint of bad meat.just the other day my brother and his bird were having a meal,he left the lid of the takeaway on the bunker (worktop lol) and the f*****g thing stained it.imagine what that shit is doing to your insides

How many fags you had today.............. :whistling::laugh:

 

i stopped counting them many years ago mate,im a chain smoker so i shudder to think

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simple dont eat that shite

get yourself a good pie and beans.or better still a big mac

a chinky is better than a f*****g big mac ffs......... :yes:

 

in your opinin lol wish they did deliveries

Now thats an interesting point...............why have all the fast food places not got delivery vans all over the country? I mean its a Dragons Den dream.....how many times have you been lying ruff as f**k on a sat/sun morning wishes they delivered? But dont panic mate am sure its in the not so distant future, then you'll not need to get of your arse for big mac........... :laugh:

 

i thought about that on a few occasions.why someone does not put an add in paer saying.deliver any fast food.pizza hut/burger king/mcdonalds/kfc.bet they would make money.maybe its the companys that wont do it for legal reasons or something

 

a bloke in plymouth does it, you order the food over fb

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