trappa 518 Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 I was laughing at my son today. At dinnertime he said he wanted more meat then proudly proclaimed he liked meat and wasnt an amphibian! Im still laughing now. Anyone elses kids said something daft? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 When my eldest was about three, I used to read him a bedtime story called "The Very Bad Rabbit". It was about this bunny with a bad attitude that went around giving the other woodland creatures grief.... Anyway, one day I was gutting some rabbits in the back yard when Oscar apeared at the kitchen door with a very worried look on his face and he said... "Daddy, you do only shoot bad rabbits, don't you??" "Yes, Oscar. Only bad ones..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 My youngest son farted and it stunk his bed room out, when his mom told him he stunk, he said it's because he needs Tattoo's! . He's always coming out with some sort of barmy comment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 When my boy was around 6 he was listening to the adults talking about their fav cowboys and he chips in "I like that c**t Eastwood" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 remember my middle lad telling me to f**k off when he was around 5 yr old, he didnt find it funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonesy 111 Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 My five year old grandson was sitting with his mother she asked him"How did you get so cute" straight awayhe said"AND HANDSOME" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulk73 151 Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 my daughtr came home from school when she was about 5 or 6 and said she had made a new friend. she told me her friends name.(cant remember what it was off hand) anyway this kids name sounded forign. so i said to my daughter"thats a different kind of name" and she replied. " its because shes half indian and half human" fookin hell laugh!!! i nearly got a round in. shes 14 now, and hates being reminded of it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leeview 792 Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 my youngest daughter would of been 4-5yrs old we were at Lotherton Hall a nice country park just outside Leeds, deer park,picnic area and bird garden we'd been right round and was doing the bird garden bit which she had been round with a school trip I said "right thats it we've been right round" she promptly announced "we have nt seen the giant condom yet" at the top of her voice Y.I.S Leeview Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 years ago i was on a tram in blackpool with my 3 yr old lad who was kneeling on the seat facing the back,when he says in a loud kiddie voice " dad,why is that mans face brown" i turned round and there was a big black bloke sat there,luckily he thought it was funny as fook as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldNog 432 Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 years ago i was on a tram in blackpool with my 3 yr old lad who was kneeling on the seat facing the back,when he says in a loud kiddie voice " dad,why is that mans face brown" i turned round and there was a big black bloke sat there,luckily he thought it was funny as fook as well My little brother said something the same infront of a big black guy. This guy was proper coal black and my brother said "Mum, why is that man BLUE" haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 I remember my Dad telling me when i was little we were in a shop and a dwarf walked in an i was shouting "Dad, Dad....look at the wee man....look!!!!!!!".......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 years ago i was on a tram in blackpool with my 3 yr old lad who was kneeling on the seat facing the back,when he says in a loud kiddie voice " dad,why is that mans face brown" i turned round and there was a big black bloke sat there,luckily he thought it was funny as fook as well LOL Similar to what we had with my younger cousin (he must of been about 5 - 6), We were going up town on the bus and there was a gang of Black lads waiting at the same stop, when my cousin walked up waving and said "Hello You Black Boys!" . LOL. I remember a young girl walking passed me and my pal (Who's black) years ago, and she said "Mom, Mom, it's Andy Peters!" . The kids Mom didn't know what to do and shouted at the kid to say sorry, but he wasn't fussed and told her he found it quite funny lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martnmagik 68 Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 i took my middle lad who is 3 for a couple of hours ferreting and after a short dig to a very young rabbit he asked me " daddy what do rabbit eggs look like" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
claybusers al 9 Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 when my lad was in primary 6 9/10 yo they had sex ed which wasnt realy explained well as he came home and asked how he stops the girl getting pregnant after he puts the condom on the bannana Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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