Carl Williams

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2 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Last year, I was on the beach and there's this bird, she was there naked (I go naked too tbh) but she was led there with her knees up to her chest and the burger poking out the back Try averting your eyes in that situation, when ya Mrs is next to you

I love a good burger on the beach 

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5 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Don’t folk laugh when they see a naked midget

I bet your the one on hoverboard ain’t you

Popping it with his Tom's on 

[mushroom 13,527]

2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Don’t folk laugh when they see a naked midget

I bet your the one on hoverboard ain’t you

No but I'm gonna now

I'm one of the slim, toned ones, also know as a short normal person but hey

Plus, I like it when the ladies look at me when I'm naked, on the beach and think wow The men look and think like you would...... I'll put me shorts back on

[mushroom 13,527]

6 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Don’t folk laugh when they see a naked midget

I bet your the one on hoverboard ain’t you

Just realised, that top bloke is a fellow hunter

[SheepChaser 8,089]

No wonder Spain’s off the approved travel list, no one needs that in their life  

[mushroom 13,527]

2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

I’d deffo put me shorts back on in front of you pal. Dealing with you lack of height is bad enough I wouldn’t wanna make you feel like you’d been short changed in the genital area aswell it’s the least I could do for you little folk, i can only guess how how tough it is

We both know the truth

[mushroom 13,527]

2 minutes ago, SheepChaser said:

No wonder Spain’s off the approved travel list, no one needs that in their life  

Tell him I'm not evil Jai lol and also.... I've been practicing my inside voice

[mushroom 13,527]

2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Spawn of the devil. An you will always need to shout to folk a few foot taller

It's only so they can hear me... it's lonely down here

[mushroom 13,527]

5 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Told you before, go live with these guys, can run about naked all day till your stumpy wee legs are content

Golf balls in socks comes to mind!

Edited June 16, 2021 by mushroom

[SheepChaser 8,089]

14 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Tell him I'm not evil Jai lol and also.... I've been practicing my inside voice

I just spat my pint out mushroom isn’t evil katch, he’s just a bit excitable and miss under stood. But do not let him “take you on a small tour of the town before dinner”. Get the dinner first, trust me! 

[SheepChaser 8,089]

4 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Iv been on tours with him, I find copious amount of alcohol an drugs helps

100%
 

Helps anything to be fair  

[mushroom 13,527]

5 minutes ago, SheepChaser said:

I just spat my pint out mushroom isn’t evil katch, he’s just a bit excitable and miss under stood. But do not let him “take you on a small tour of the town before dinner”. Get the dinner first, trust me! 

Erm that was Toni!

Uncultured b*****ds

P.s. thanks

[SheepChaser 8,089]

Just now, mushroom said:

Erm that was Toni!

Uncultured b*****ds

P.s. thanks

To be fair those curly things were great. Whatever they were 

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9 hours ago, Rudeboy 1 said:

Are you f***ing retarted or what

Some irony here lol

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2 hours ago, W. Katchum said:

Told you before, go live with these guys, can run about naked all day till your stumpy wee legs are content

There all midgets even the noncey looking lord of the manor in the green then king size fags there smoking away on