The Seeker 3,048 Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 (edited) An alien couple descend on earth in a quest to learn more about the human race and how it reproduces. They meet a married couple and convince them to try a bit of wife swapping. The alien man takes the woman into bed and slips her one, " if you fancy a bit more width just twist my left ear" she does this and his cock triples in girth, and "if you like that" he says "twist my right ear and it will give you more length" so she twists his right ear "OH MY GOD" she screams as his cock gets twice as long. All night they are at it giving her the best sex of her life. Next morning after the aliens had departed the wife says to her husband over break fast "how was it for you last night darling?" "bloody rubbish" he says "all night she kept twisting my f*cking ears......." Edited January 23, 2010 by The Seeker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillylamp 1,941 Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 good one mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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