kash 1 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 (edited) There's this bloke sat in his local bragging all evening on the speed of his dog everyone's getting a bit sick of the same conversation night after bloody night this particular night this biker had heard enough and challenged this bloke to a race with his dog, Bloke goes" no problem he can keep up with owt" biker say's " ok then jump on the back of the bike & we'll test this dog " going down the road 30mph "where's the dog" "right here beside us" 40mph "where's he now" "yep still here" 60mph "and now" "still here" Biker slams on the brakes looks down and say's" bollox that's not your dog thinking he's been hoodwinked that dogs got a collar on" Bloke goes"that's not a collar that's his arsehole he's not used to these sudden stops" :oops: Edited July 29, 2009 by kash Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thomps125 49 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr am i just dumb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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