lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, an d gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here b y the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.' Never going back to that doctor. Ever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko 30 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 classy chick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted June 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 It's a joke!!! Twasn't me!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) It's a joke!!! Twasn't me!!! yea , yea..... the all say that afterwards. :whistling: But there is an easy way to prove that it was a joke, just post a photo or two. Till then I go with the first story. ATB Michael Edited June 3, 2009 by Scuba1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 :11: :11: PMSL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Wish they would change the posters on the ceiling from time to time :icon_redface: :whistling: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Until photographic evidence is supplied can we call you " Sparklebum " ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted June 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Until photographic evidence is supplied can we call you " Sparklebum " ? Just Sparky for short Quote Link to post Share on other sites
claybusers al 9 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 sparky it is then, thats just class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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