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Why is it that people with guns come out in summer like fecking flies!
unlacedgecko
I don't want to get my guns rusty taking them out. During the winter. Also summer is Roebuck season!
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"...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."
Thou shall count to the number 3. And the number thou shall count to shall be 3. Not 2, not 4 but 3.
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Earning ££ for you to stay at home on the dole
Why not cut out the middle man and pay the cash direct to my account, PM for details...
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Duvet on - too hot. Duvet off - too cold. One leg out, perfect !!
you need a sheet and a man, even better than perfect!
3 out of 5 of my teachers have left, i am not passing the college course
whats your course in mate?
just been watching watching wild boar hunting its fecking ruthless lol
Where abouts?
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thats all the wheat off my estate now so out with the 243 tonight.
Not starting wheat for another week here
the old hags on loose women want shooting. Carol Vodaman would still get bent over the maths table tho.
i agree with you about ole carol tho!
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lol excuses excuses...
stop watching day time tv you sad f****r!
Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake
walnuts? hazelnuts? peanuts?
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god i hate christmas
so do i
Farm work is HARD.
with long hours and low pay LOL
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Bacon sandwich with fresh bread! Those daft muslims & jews don't know what they're missing..
i had maple cured bacon and egg sarnie for breakfast. the food of champions!
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