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unlacedgecko

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  1. Why is it that people with guns come out in summer like fecking flies!

    1. unlacedgecko

      unlacedgecko

      I don't want to get my guns rusty taking them out. During the winter. Also summer is Roebuck season!

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  2. "...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."

    1. unlacedgecko

      unlacedgecko

      Thou shall count to the number 3. And the number thou shall count to shall be 3. Not 2, not 4 but 3.

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  3. Earning ££ for you to stay at home on the dole

    1. unlacedgecko

      unlacedgecko

      Why not cut out the middle man and pay the cash direct to my account, PM for details...

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  4. Duvet on - too hot. Duvet off - too cold. One leg out, perfect !!

    1. unlacedgecko

      unlacedgecko

      you need a sheet and a man, even better than perfect!

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  5. 3 out of 5 of my teachers have left, i am not passing the college course

    1. unlacedgecko

      unlacedgecko

      whats your course in mate?

  6. just been watching watching wild boar hunting its fecking ruthless lol

  7. thats all the wheat off my estate now so out with the 243 tonight.

  8. the old hags on loose women want shooting. Carol Vodaman would still get bent over the maths table tho.

  9. the old hags on loose women want shooting. Carol Vodaman would still get bent over the maths table tho.

  10. the old hags on loose women want shooting. Carol Vodaman would still get bent over the maths table tho.

  11. Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

  12. Bacon sandwich with fresh bread! Those daft muslims & jews don't know what they're missing.. ;)

    1. unlacedgecko

      unlacedgecko

      i had maple cured bacon and egg sarnie for breakfast. the food of champions!

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