Blackbriar

Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek ? Because it's set in the future !! Oh it's good to be back...........

There's a new website,where muslimterrorists can get in touch with long-lost friends. It's called 'Friends Re-Ignited' ...... !!

I was amazed to find out that the meat in Subway sandwiches is killed in a traditional muslim way! How do you get a rucksack on a cow ?

If Islam is the answer,how stupid was the question ?

Why did the muslim woman cross the road? Never mind that,what's she doing out on her own??

Peace and quiet,no more ranting - I'm off fishing for a bit. See you next week lads and ladettes !

I want it now,I want it now.Not promises of what tomorrow brings.I need to live in dreams today - I'm tired of the song that sorrow sings......

I decided to sell my Hoover - it was just collecting dust .

Here's one for the 3 word story - 'great joke removed !"

Go tell the long-tongued liar. Go tell the midnight rider. Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back-biter ..........

Exit doors - they're on the way out !

I bought some Olympic condoms yesterday."Shal we Go for Gold?, I asked the wife. "No", she said, "Use the silver one - you might come second for a change !"

I took the kids to a Buddhist pantomime.The audience kept shouting out "He's beyond you!"

Velcro ! What a rip-off !

She said we met at the vegetarian convention, but I swear I've never seen herbivore.

They sent my census form back! In answer to the question 'Do you have any dependants?', I put asylum seekers,gypos,smackheads,workshy scroungers,the entire cast of the Jeremy Kyle show, Northern Rock,RBS and half of Eastern f***ing Europe.Apparently this is not an acceptable answer!

10 skinheads kicked seven bells out of a Paki at a bus stop,right in front of an eyewitness.Police asked him why he didn't help and he said ' I thought 10 was enough' !!

A Polish fellow goes to the optician. the optician says 'Can you read the top line?' The Pole replies 'Read it? I know him !'

What's the difference between a dead deer in the road and a dead Paki in the road? The deer has skid marks leading up to it !

An Englishman,Irishman,Frenchie,German,Turk,Rusian,Indian,Jap,Aussie,Chinaman,Ukranian,Canadian,Spaniard,Swede and a Pole all walked into a bar together. The barman says "I can't serve you without a Thai !"

The Pakistani kids next door challenged us to a water fight. I'm just waiting for the kettle to boil !

The panto of 'Jack and the Beanstalk' has been cancelled in Luton,Leicester and Bradford. Apparently the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen !

British police have finally been given the go-ahead to use water cannons on rioters.They're going to add some Persil to stop the coloureds running !

This morning,I found myself wondering why some of our European cousins are so fastidious and show an amazing eye for detail.So I was Googling 'German anal',when my wife walked in!!

I bought some HP sauce yesterday - it works out at a month for 2 years !