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Blackbriar

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  1. 14 hours ago, bell said:

    Once attended a post mortem.....pathologist opened him up.....this was the second pm....he cut the rough stitches open and pulled out this black bag from the body cavity.....I was thinking ‘what the F.... is that ‘.:icon_eek:.........turns out the original pathologist put all the internal organs in a bin liner and put them back inside.....

    I used to work in a mortuary, and that's standard procedure. The organs are bagged, after being examined an sampled, to prevent any "unpleasant leakage"..........you'd never get them back where they came from !

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  2. A catapult only becomes an offensive weapon by misuse or bad location, so any prosecution would have to show that you intended to in injure a person or damage property.  It IS, however, illegal to use pebbles or rocks for ammo, as this constitutes "stoning an animal".

    As long as you don't do anything silly, or damage another's property, you're in the clear.

  3. When I had mine done, I said to the doctor "Jesus, you could have taken your ring off !"

    He said, "That's not a ring, it's my watch."

     

    Just thought a bit of levity might be in order. If you're concerned, get it checked mate. It's probably nowt..........

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  4. 1 hour ago, jukel123 said:

    Me?  Are you gathering the mob to sttack me? I did point out that there are many white Eton millionaires in the government who are equally, if not more gaffe prone. I do think the attacks on her are ugly and shameful. The insults are always about her colour, fatness age and sex. Seems to me some white working class guys cannot abide a black woman being in a position of power. It's obvious the insults she gets are based on raw racial hatred and misoginy. Attack her competence and her policies,that' s fair game. But leave the banana throwing to the cretins on the football terraces.

    I can only speak for myself, but my dislike of her is based solely on the fact that she's a witless, arrogant retard, who couldn't run a whelk stall...........

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  5. Just now, Lenmcharristar said:

    You need to put your hand down her gunks and take your balls back

    Maybe I'm doing her a disservice - I love the bones of her and I'd do anything for her..........and she for me. 

    (But I'm gonna tell her you said that, so watch out........)

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  6. 5 hours ago, Blackbriar said:

    I showed that clip to the good Lady BB, to get a womans perspective. She said (and I quote).........."I'd have knocked the ba5tard out !"

     

     

     

    (And she would !)

    I can say that from experience !

    One Xmas, before we were married (a long time ago !), I was meant to be home form work around 3pm........but I went for "a pint" with the lads, as it was our last working day. Anyway, as we've all done, I bowled into the house at midnight, as pi55ed as ar5eholes. She got very upset, and I got a bit lippy........."I hope I'm not marrying a moany old cow" I said...........big mistake !

    I'll finish by saying that I woke up, a few minutes later, sprawled in the Xmas tree !

     

    Lesson learnt !

     

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  7. 1 hour ago, Lenmcharristar said:

    As he’s not alive to defend himself in a court of law, all I’m saying is money brings out the worst in people. Is this trial by social media again?

    You could equally apply that logical to Savile, then !

  8. Quorn would make a Billy goat puke !

    It's so shite, they have to dress it up as Quorn "sausages", Quorn "mince" and Quorn "breast fillet" - if it's meat-free, why do they try to dress it up in meaty terms ?

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  9. 4 minutes ago, Billy b said:

    About "shaving" people & kicking down doors & there's even the ol' "free my bro" chucked in there...that's another thing,it's all attention seeking with these people, death is an excuse to start throwing up signs & saying "rip my g" one of em gets locked up it's reason for a "free my don",all in aid of saying "look at me I live that life",

    Stark raving mad 

    Spoken like a native ! (No pun intended).

    If I remember rightly, all that attention seeking led to one of those young lads being killed !

     

  10. 16 minutes ago, Billy b said:

    I believe that's called "drill" music 

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    This particular example has been linked to gang violence - I have to confess that I don't really understand what they're saying, but the hand gestures and general atmosphere give a pretty good guide.........

    The sad thing is that they seem to be little more than young boys !

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