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You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack.........
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The doctor said to me "Say aaah!". I said " Why?" He said " My dog died yesterday."
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Took the wife out for an Indian yesterday. Well, there's no room for sentiment when you're a hit-man !!
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On the first part of the journey, I was looking at all the life...........
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America, HWNN
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You're supposed to add the next line ! How many more times ???
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FFS Dytkos!! lol
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The night is young,the moon is mellow and there's music in my ears.........
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I can't seem to face up to the facts. I'm tense and nervous, and I can't relax.......
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All men have secrets and here is mine,so let it be known...........
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Libraries gave us power...........
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In number 69 there lives a transvestite....
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My uncle Jack was a hypnotist...WHO...DID...NOT...TOUCH...ME...WHEN...I...WAS...A...KID...
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I just read an article in the paper that says 70% of Americans pray before they eat. Imagine praying 19 times a day !!
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I've got a new neighbour,Abdul. My wife said I should get to know him and understand his ways a bit more. So I kidnapped him, tied him up, stoned him and put the video on the internet !
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An 8 inch canister was found in the doorway of Luton mosque today.Worshippers said they had no idea what it was. Turned out to be Lynx !
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A Muslim was on 5Live today,saying that in an ideal world,all gays would be hanged. I was shocked !- what's a Muslim doing in an ideal world ??
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A masked gunman has stormed the Celebrity Big Brother house and killed everyone. The victims have not yet been identified !!
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Just been to my first Muslim birthday party.Musical chairs was a bit slow, but pass the parcel was REALLY quick !
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I was having trouble with my Staffie, so I phoned the vet. "He's brown,aggressive and liable to attack without warning.What should I do" I asked. "Muzzle him" said the vet. "No" I said "I think he's an atheist !"
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I've just bought a couple of asylum seekers. Apparently they fell off the back of a lorry !
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Geek joke warning !! Why doesn't Magneto wear purple any more ? Because the days of fuscia passed ! (I'll get my coat !)