Astanley
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Finally remembered my password
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It has been terrible without you ,I have missed you so much x
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To go anywhere, you must go halfway first, and then you must go half of the remaining distance, and half of the remaining distance, and so forth to infinity: Thus, motion is impossible.
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Power is measured by the pound or the fist, it's as clear as this...
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Ray Charles ,Nina Simone for me ....
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Power is measured by the pound or the fist, it's as clear as this...
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message from Pil , moxy I am very sorry , lets be friends please
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message from Pil , moxy I am very sorry , lets be friends please
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thank for that ,he ges right up my nose
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Message from Pip68 .....Matt I am very very sorry
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Message from Pip68 .....Matt I am very very sorry
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you know how he is Dave , your always on the cool site
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Message from Pip68 .....Matt I am very very sorry
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you know how he is Dave , your always on the cool site
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looking for a cheap and cheerful lamp for an old man , thank you
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looking for a cheap and cheerful lamp for an old man , thank you
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same difference
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sneaky little rat,,,,,you know who you are
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I,m sorry Pip
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Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
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that was a very funny joke , well done
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Just had a look around Stewies new site , ffs its like being on here before everyone got banned , same old faces .
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read your bible
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Just had a look around Stewies new site , ffs its like being on here before everyone got banned , same old faces .
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I denied him three times .....and then the cock crowed
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Had a good chat with christian71 last night , what a gent and a funny one at that.
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Good lad is Christian
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wey hey welcome back stan
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very sorry Pil old chap , the excitement of being back got to me
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Why do midgets make shit parents? Because they struggle to put food on the table
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and you consider that funny , making jokes about vertically challenged people do you ? you despicable excuse for a human being .
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I really had no idea there were so many stupid people in the world.
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Albert !! are you getting me the blame again
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ffs whos locked my thread
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locking it was not enough , you deserve a ban ,,,,,,,,,,,go on ratty ban him !
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jose mourinhos wife has filed for divorce on the grounds of impotence he keeps loosing it at the semi stage
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Out of order Pippy , the mans a tactical genius .
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the environment agency have asked me to be a consultant
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that's the environment absolutely fked then ,
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I was accused of murder but I told my lawyer I was in a bookshop buying a copy of the Qur'an for £1.50 at the time. He said that sounded like a pretty good Allah buy.
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reported for Islamaphobia
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If the army dress in camouflage to blend in with woodland, does that mean that the police dress in black to blend in with criminals?
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Reported for racism
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Just been to visit and old friend , who is now crippled with arthritus and cant get out anymore ,dropped him a bit of reading material off ,thats my good deed for the day .
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It was a really pathetic sight Pete , to see him all twisted up and hideously deformed , I told him " Pip if theres anything I can do , just ask " but all he could do was mumble and groan with pain .better off dead tbh .
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