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Brewman

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  1. Pork pies,

    Proper game,

    Haggis

    Black/white pudding

    Different sausages

    Native breed bacon,

    Beef

    Smoked fish

    Decent chutneys

    Excellent seafood

    The list is pretty much endless.

    There are plenty of good British/Irish foods you just have to look places up.

    And a good IPA to wash it down with.

    A saddleback farmer near me makes his own salami and chorizo, does that count as British food?

    They taste cracking.

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    My dog only responds to commands in Spanish.

    He's Espanyol !

    (I'll get my coat.)

    You were on a roll until that one BB. Lol

    Try this one for size, Brewie - see if I can redeem myself ?

    A chap goes into a pet shop and says "My wife is looking for a really unusual pet."

    The shopkeeper says "What about this ? It's a Mexican Cocksucker frog !"

    The fella is a little surprised, but the shopkeeper says "Whip out your old chap, and you'll see for yourself !"

    So, the man duly complies, the frog opens its huge mouth, and proceeds to give him the best blow job he's ever had - "I'll take it !" he says, and hurries home.

    Back at home, his wife sees the frog and says "What have you got there ?"

    "It's a Mexican Cocksucker frog" he replies.

    "Why is it called that ?" she foolishly asks. Her husband proceeds to carry out a repeat performance of the frog's fellatio skills, for her to see.

    "That's all well and good" she says " but what am I supposed to do with it ?"

    Her husband says "Teach it to cook, and f*** off !"

    Redeemed yourself with honours BB, it gave me a good laugh.

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  3. Around 1999/2000 I was in Australia for a while and a family I stayed with for a few weeks were an old royal navy family from the UK. The father died in the 80's and was an author who had a shit load of historical books some of them military.

    I did a bit of work around their land and as a present they have me a first edition of The Phantom Major by Virginia Cowles about Sir David Stirling signed by the man himself. It turned out the father's family were friends with the Stirling's and the Major gave that to the father when was alive. It sits proud on my bookshelf as my favourite book.

    I enjoy the show because it's not about their tactics which we'll never know bit their mindset and outlook which is very interesting in itself.

    Big respect to all you military fellas. You've helped keep bad b*****ds at bay at risk to yourselves.

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  4. Cathedral quarter for good pubs John Hewitt, Dirty Onion, the Spaniard and duke of York Road name but a few. Stay at the premier on waring Street, good enough hotel. Plenty of eateries around. Fantastic Indian nearby but can't remember for the life of me what it's called. As Child said plenty of thievin hoors around the streets.

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  5. I don't see what the issue is?

    If Sikhs, Hindus and Jews can integrate why can't muslims?

    If they don't I don't see the issue with countries bringing in their own rules to combat things happening in their society that are at odds with the building blocks of their way of life.

    If you don't agree with what's happening then move over to France and demonstrate with the freedom loving muslim population as I'm sure they'll accept you as an equal and appreciate your assistance.

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  6. I did my back in trapping one of the nerves and the doc gave amyltriptylene and that keeps it down and non addictive. If it's muscle pain I've been some suped up version of Co codamol. Spanish ibrufen works wonders as well.

  7. Well with a bit of luck the next time both of the remaining girls get fcuked………..I just hope it's by a drone

     

    Did one of the other girls out of the 3 cop it as well some time back?

    If so 2 down and 1 to go.

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