Brewman
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Status Replies posted by Brewman
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Honestly don't know what's worse, finding out some devastating news about a family member or having to sit and wait to give the news to another family member who's going to be hit 1000x harder when they get back from work.. :/
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Life is shite at time fellas and my heart goes out to you and your families, all you can do is be there for said wife and daughter. All the best.
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did i mention its my birthday...........the big 50
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Happy birthday mucker
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if you v got a room 10 ft 5 ins x 6 ft 7ins ,,,what is the square footage
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One measurement is an inch short of 10'6" while the other is an inch over 6' 6" so take that extra inch off and add it to the 10' 5". Then you have 10.5 X 6.5 = 68.25?
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if you v got a room 10 ft 5 ins x 6 ft 7ins ,,,what is the square footage
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68.25 possibly?
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f**k me am bored! grab me gun and go shooting or grab me nob and go wanking...Or f**k off to bed and read?
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How about a mix of all 3? Go to bed wank yourself silly and shoot your load. Problem assaulted.
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The police asked me to identify what they thought was my girlfriends body. They pulled the sheet back to show her blond hair, blue eyes & pretty face. "I can't be certain" I said. The sheet went back further to reveal her creamy white breasts & perky pink nipples. "Sorry, I'm still not sure". They took the sheet completely off. I stared at her pale body & shaved minge, "That's definitely not her". "Are you sure?" "Yep, my girlfriend...
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is still tied up in the cellar.
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My wife, children and I have been sitting upstairs in our Somerset home, totally cut off from the outside world, with the downstairs flooded for the last five weeks.Today the Red Cross pulled up outside in a boat. "Thank God!" I shouted. "Have you come to save us?""No," they replied. "We're collecting donations for Syria."
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Stranger things have happened lol
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Why do people keep looking at your profile ?
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Most of the time it will be if people tap on the topic on a smartphone they tap your name
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rabbit vindaloo or stew. hmmm
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Yep go with the vindy!
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I tried to get the autograph of that idiot masquerading as an expert at Nelson Mandela's memorial service. "That was fooking brilliant," I laughed, handing him a pen. "How long have you been getting away with that?" "Fook off," replied David Cameron
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Lol that's about right
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F**king Brilliant! €20.00 for new brushes for me SDS drill. Put them in and the Stator blows up. And, on this model that's now obsolete! €100+ new f**king drill, here we come!
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Can't shag a drill Pete lol
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Fourth day in hospital, can't wait to get home
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Get well soon Pat, which prison is it in?;-)
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Cracking day out on Saturday on a shoot in Lincolnshire. Cellar is now full of birds which will be going ina game pie very shortly
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Nice one, all pheasant?
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what shall i have for tea tonight???? indian or chinky emm
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Madras or vindaloo
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Bunny and red wine slow cooked casserole for dinner tonight!
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As well as BIG G 's roasties some large carrots put in the pan an hour or so before you take it off. Sounds mouthwatering all the same
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On the 3rd of February we were arrested on reports of badger baiting in Nantwich, Cheshire 4 terriers and 2 bull greyhounds we taken off us by police and RSPCA. Now we have been told by are solicitor and RSPCA that the 4 terriers have been stolen from there kennels in the past week. There was 3 black patterdales 1 bitch 2 dogs and 1 tanned Lakeland bitch. Large reward for the safe return of these dogs. If you hear or know anything please get in contact anytime on: 07741121144 thanks reece
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Don't let them get away with it. don't forget about the local media
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It looks like my boy had a korma last night and he aint even a week old yet lol.
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Lol they only get worse
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Just changed the 'nappy from hell'....!!!!!!!!!
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Proper shite is easier than the goo at the moment now that gets all over my hands. pain in the balls lol
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the wee man broke his heart today when i left for ferreting without him... think he will be accompanying me on every trip now!
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Tut tut how could you be so brazen lol
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You'd be surprised how quickly the sales people at the DIY store try and assist you after ignoring you for the past 15 minutes when you try and start a chainsaw.
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or when you drop the kecks in the bathroom department
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I walked up to a female member of staff in Tesco today and said, "Do you know where the Weight Watchers meals are?" "I'm afraid not," she replied, "It's my first day." "Fair enough," I said, "Let me show you."
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I was in asda at lunch time and I was thinking similar things about the fat lass behind the butcher counter
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Pest is biting my toe nails as I type this. Job done. She's insane! LOL!
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That's gross lol
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just had a beautiful daughter Arya 6lb 14, love you Rach, thanks for a beautiful gift #buzzing
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Congrats, had a new addition ourselves. Hope mother and baby doing well
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Another death in the family, Gran Grandad cousin and my uncle all in one year, Come on life give us a break my heart can't take much more of this.
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Sorry to hear of your losses, its not easy when those cloose to you go. Try and keep your chin up girl.
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Time to tackle the shed.. I might be some time.. lol
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I tend to end up half cut on homebrew that I have stocked in it
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