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  2. Pet hates.

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    On 23/03/2021 at 04:27, gnasher16 said:

    Im bored out my skull so allow me.....

    Mid life crisis gimp drivers who see a pretty lady at a zebra crossing and screech to a halt to let her cross as its the only way a pretty lady is likely to look at him.

    Over politeness of any kind on the road.

    Cyclists in general.

    Absolute minge types on internet forums that act all " i dont take no shit " on their keyboard but hide in the real world.

    Footballers who walk onto the pitch pointing their fingers in the air praying.....say your prayers in the dressing you prick we dont care.

    Referees who think they are the focal point of the game.

    New found lockdown fitness champs.

    Blacks who say " aks " instead of " ask ".

    People who keep ridiculously over conditioned dogs for the sole purpose of taking photographs of it.

    Female power walkers who swing their arms around like a demented orangutan while walking at 1.8 mph.

    Sad fuckers with extreme opinions using internet forums as their social life because no c**t takes any notice of them anywhere else.

    Pretty friends of your wife who give you them " aunty " type kisses with their cheek.

    Blokes who start a conversation with " do you know such and such "

    Idiots who cling onto them E cig things like its keeping them alive.

    Women who look at you like its your fault they are ugly.

    Birds who think shaking a nasty fat jelly arse around is even remotely sexy.

     

    Thats just off the top of my canister i better not too much thought into it.

     

     

    And don't forget Brentford ?

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  3. Nhs

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    8 hours ago, W. Katchum said:

    An I’m glad I don’t live next to you ya anti social miser ?

    I'm not anti social........I just don't like people that's all.............but as I've said before pal your'e more than welcome to come down for a shot anytime...........just don't lean on my fence and keep ya hands in your pocket ?

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  4. Nhs

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    8 hours ago, W. Katchum said:

    Speak for yaself mate I know my whole street sn most of my estate, kids out playing with neighbours kids all day everyday, still chat over fences an borrow odd shit off each other, sorry if you felt you had to leave to experience that but you didn’t ?

    Glad you don't live next door to me ffs.........leaning over my fence talking sh1t and begging off me ??

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  9. Monkey hangers

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    23 hours ago, TOMO said:

    chances are its not really true......one click on google and you can read about other places in Britain where there are similar story's....

    good tale though 

    TOMO.......don't you dare try and destroy our heritage lol,

    Here goes ............... during the napoleonic  war a french ship went down off the coast of Hartlepool with no survivors except for one little hairy fecker, so the good folk of Hartlepool pulled this invader out from the sea and set about asking one or two questions, now three things got this thing  convicted.

    The uniform that was worn was not English............so had to be French

    When  asked a question the reply was some what gibberish lol.........so not English............must be French

    Now the good old folk of Hartlepool had never seen a monkey nor a Frenchmen .........so just to be on the safe side, assume he's french give him a fair trial then hang him for spying.

     

    Now my grandfather told me his great great grandfather was on the jury so it must be all true Tomo as I remember my Grandfather telling me " cross my heart Del it's all true.....................so it must be ................. and MAX ain't from Hartlepool he's one of them strange folks from the near by pit villages 

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  11. Cockerpoos

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    A woman not far from me asked if I knew anybody who wanted a lurcher pup, I said I can think of one or two lads at work who cold well be interested, I asked her how are they bred, collie greyhound sire to a beddy whippet gey bitch..........then the bomb shell .........I want £850 a pup and good pet homes only, I got a right bollocking of my missus when I told the woman a few home truths, but I won't be to surprised if she gets the price shes asking, she priced me out of the market by about £750  

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  13. Concrete pad

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    On 06/02/2021 at 11:42, DIDO.1 said:

    Fck me there's some concrete experts on here.....why don't you all come up here and help.....I'll supply breakfast, dinner and loads of beer once its done. It can be like a THL meet up....totally legal cos we (you) are working ??

    Cheers for the advice though. I'm not going to cut corners....I'll do it prop9first time ?

    Do we have to have the Covid jab or not before being allowed on site lol

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  16. Vaccine threads.

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    8 hours ago, dytkos said:

    Have you set of twats sorted this out yet? 

    Cheers, D.

    Yup they are all sorted now, some are having the jab some ain't .............it's now a matter of left arm or right arm and them lefties are a hardy bunch 

  19. Vaccine threads.

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    8 hours ago, Greb147 said:

    Thanks for your advice but who are you exactly? 

    For your information me and Max having a pop at each other is very recent so don't go looking for attention by posting falsities ya nob head. ?

    To recent to often.............and please believe me attention from you or anybody else on here is the last thing I need, so don't flatter yourself lol...........and before I get dragged into your on line love affair I won't bother you with another reply. Nob lol

  21. Vaccine threads.

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    Is there a thread were Max and Greb have both commented on without the thread turning into a personal slagging match? There is a chat room section on here gents, if you two want to slag one another off use it and leave the forums in peace. Who knows a few hours alone in the chat room and you may be bro's in no time or worse case scenario two nob heads in a room alone.

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  24. Hauntings.

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    15 hours ago, mushroom said:

    Theres a place near me that has foundations going back to the first crusades, when it was a hospital for the wounded returning from Jerusalem/holy land. It's now a library and has a decent garden going around it, which offered a great place for young dickhead to runaround in and not do one. One night I was walking around there and I felt like I was being watched and I do mean full hair on end, spider senses tingling like crazy. I go into the park next door now and never go in that garden at night ? Something really creepy about the place. Anyway... since then, I've spoke with a few of the oldies around my area and everyone of them said it's rumoured to be haunted.

    Of course you were being watched, a dwarf in lycra on roller skates exercising a dumb saluki cross at night will always catch somebodies eye ffs 

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