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  1. Sjt657

    Help me out boys I'm after a old gun for Christmas that I can build a new stock for can look like crap as long as it shoots ok

    1. PIL

      PIL

      Hope your not planning to do the Mrs Hahahahaha lol

    2. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      No lol ;) forgot to say air gun !!

  2. Sjt657

    I miss beer :(

    1. paulus

      paulus

      i wish i did....lol

  3. Sjt657

    Sorry Mayan's the world won't be ending on the 21st of December,because it already ended this morning when i left the toilet seat up.

  4. Sjt657

    Sas hero freed today ... Thank god for common sense !

    1. paulus

      paulus

      too right, ive just started a thread

    2. Ray Mears

      Ray Mears

      didnt no he had ammunation as well as the glock lol

       

  5. Sjt657

    All men are seduced into believing that they're marrying nymphomaniacs.The trouble is, after a few years the nympho leaves.... but the maniac stays on.

    1. tilfertilfer

      tilfertilfer

      correct lol

    2. ferretville

      ferretville

      lol

    3. gwendevine

      gwendevine

      could say same for fellas lol

  6. Sjt657

    It was the wife's birthday today but I promised her breakfast in bed ... It was a really struggle but I managed to drag her bed to the kitchen so she could make it herself !

    1. ferretville

      ferretville

      lol

    2. patterdale666

      patterdale666

      lol

  7. Sjt657

    How much is a divorce theses days ????? Lol

    1. Buster321c

      Buster321c

      However much you have , its more than half that ....

    2. albert64

      albert64

      depends if your male or female? if you female it'll cost you feck all if your male you might aswell as take your kecks down and let the all blacks go through you, cos thats what it'll feel like when its done and dusted

    3. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/ptpc/Marriage.jpg
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  8. Sjt657

    Still no work getting worried one !!! Lol

    1. PIL

      PIL

      What do you do for a job ?

  9. Sjt657

    When I grow up I want to be just like Paulus !!!

    1. TUFFTY

      TUFFTY

      it isnt that..its because hes got a jimll fix it badge....

      Feck going near him....

    2. paulus

      paulus

      he fixed it for me, only problem was i didnt think it was broke....

    3. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      Jimmi fixed it for me to milk a cow blind folded !

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  10. Sjt657

    Why does my wife never stop talking ?????

  11. Sjt657

    I see some more States in America have legalised Same sex marriage and Marijuana use. I thought this was unusual for such a Conservative, Christian country - but then I remembered the Bible teaches any man who lays with another man should be stoned.

  12. Sjt657

    My wife wants to leave me because I'm a violent domineering bully.But we're muslims, so she can't.

    1. stewie

      stewie

      hahaha!!!!!

  13. Sjt657

    Working on another handle today for a midnight blade ..

  14. Sjt657

    Just gave my polecats a t bone .. Big old tug of war going on ..

  15. Sjt657

    If you had to choose between your wife and winning the lottery .... Which car would you buy first ?

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    2. gamerooster

      gamerooster

      has to be a suzuki vitara sport, animals offroad!!!

    3. long dogs

      long dogs

      mk1 and mk2 escort

    4. lurche

      lurche

      hayabusa to get away as fast as possible ;-)

       

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  16. Sjt657

    My girlfriend has just replied to my text saying she is well up for a threesome tonight !Now am sitting here nervously waiting for the wife to reply !

  17. Sjt657

    usain bolt reckons he can run at a speed of 40mph, you might think that's good, but if he hits a child there's an 80% chance they'll die

  18. Sjt657

    Can't wait picking up my first polecats Saturday ..

    1. xHOUNDx

      xHOUNDx

      good luck with em mate

  19. Sjt657

    Think my bank manager is going to kill me .. Just bought a 5 scoped gun safe !!!!

  20. Sjt657

    Gutted I have too head home tomorrow ....

  21. Sjt657

    A mosquito landed on my balls...Hardest decision of my life.

  22. Sjt657

    These days, I go everywhere in a chariot pulled by four prostitutes.It's cheaper than petrol.

    1. paulus

      paulus

      i use black ones as mines a diesel.....lol

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Red ya silly c**t....lol

  23. Sjt657

    Started off on my little tour around the south today ... Lovely weather .!

    1. paulus

      paulus

      south where?

    2. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      Buckinghamshire then around london ...

  24. Sjt657

    Wimbledon Pure class! So little to choose between them.But, overall, I probably still prefer Pippa.

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Like you'd get the choice....!!!

    2. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      A man can dream..

  25. Sjt657

    My yongest boys 5th birthday today.. Kids party's are hard !!

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    2. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      Mine said they were having me put down at 50 !!!!!!!

    3. PIL

      PIL

      Better start saying your prayers can't have long left .lol . I have five girls myself ranging from 22 to the youngest who was 5 in March by far the youngest is definitely the hardest work .lol

    4. Kay

      Kay

      aww i love kids partys, remember making little cakes and peices for mine & playing pin the tail on the doney

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