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Sjt657

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  1. pete you childish c**t, cant take a bit of banter you plastic mod !!!

  2. I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos. But is hard.So hard!

  3. how many lorries, vans and western power distribution men does it take to change one fooking lampost...............lol

  4. Paul Gasgoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery. " We're glad to have him back!" said Ally McCoist.

  5. 4hrs 30 mins til I set out for my first day on 1st permission !! Sleep tonight I doubt it

  6. I was so pissed last night, I got knocked down by a parked bus

  7. Tip for some of the young ladies I've seen today. Don't wear a crop-top if your belly goes flop-flop!!

    1. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      It's close but my belly still doesn't go out past my tits ;)

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  8. Tip for some of the young ladies I've seen today. Don't wear a crop-top if your belly goes flop-flop!!

    1. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      Seen them to. You belly shouldn't go out past your tits !

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  9. And know the end is near, i visit each and every highway, more, much more than this...........................

  10. Amsterdamn in the morning ! shame Im the stag

  11. carer wanted...........lol

    1. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      I'm not falling for that one again ... Change your own man pad this time .. Lol

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  12. She might not be well, but there's nowt wrong with her gob!

  13. some kid shot a few wee primary schoolkids with a BB gun ,can say ta ta to our air rifles now.salmon will be onto that as a vote winner,wee b*****d that he is.

    1. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      I'm going to start throwing paper airplanes about in schools.. That will will throw them off ..

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  14. Haven't been on for ages - how are we all?

  15. This country has reached new lows when servicemen are stabbed to death in the street

  16. Lower form of life than traffic wardens? Estate agents.

  17. Can there no be a simpler way to change an avatar photo???

    1. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      Wish there was its a complete pain in the arse .. Paulus did mine for me :)

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  18. hi everybody our garden has finally been done its been a long hard slog to complete it in time, but we couldnt of done it with you all you on here so thank you very much you are all very welcome to see what we have done, its craigs birthday on saturday starts at 4.30 pm i will upload pics on sunday thank you your ace eberyone of you xxx

  19. 5 years from now the question will be asked "What were you doing when Maggie Thatcher died?"........."f*****g pissing myself laughing!!"

    1. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      Yeah but there's still alive if she hadn't they would be dead by now ?

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  20. 5 years from now the question will be asked "What were you doing when Maggie Thatcher died?"........."f*****g pissing myself laughing!!"

    1. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      Margaret Thatcher is Dead

       

      The NHS has described her condition as satisfactory !

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  21. what do you call a blonde who puts petrol in a diesel car ?

  22. I like pigeon shooting and I like sex. I wouldn't pay for either.

    1. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      I have paid for both ..! Jokes never paid for sex lol

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