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seprim

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  1. Yay! A suprise late lamb, cracking tup lamb too :D

  2. 5 weeks off the fags ... over the worst now.. so i need a new challenge

  3. thanks for your help guys, but bryn was put to sleep today

    1. seprim

      seprim

      sorry to hear of your loss - it breaks yer heart to see them go

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  4. a whole week off the roll ups lol

  5. home made lemon drizzle cake and fresh coffee...........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  6. What a first half hat-trick by Saurez....world class !!

    1. seprim

      seprim

      hehe yeah there's nothing like three bites at the cherry :)

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  7. I feel so sorry for the stage hypnotist I saw at the rugby club last night.. He hypnotised the 8 forward players, tripped over his mike cable and said 'f**k me..' What happened next will haunt me forever

  8. Happy days. Happy wife, happy life.. Just booked a few nights in Morroco

  9. I met this really kinky girl. "Humiliate me," she said.so i bought her a rangers top

  10. "Play it with a bit of fade, that should give you a better position next shot, giving you an easy birdie," he said. "f*****g hell dad, let me get it through the windmill first," I replied.

    1. seprim

      seprim

      i dont care what anyone says pip - you're a good-un you make me laugh every time :)

       

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  11. im moving into the farm tommorrow just sat waiting for the keys

  12. Isn't ironic that the biggest wanker in the UK wants to ban internet porn?

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      seprim

      Ed Balls is the biggest wanker in the UK - by far...

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  13. My dog hasn't got a chin! What does it look like? Gail from Coronation Street

  14. Any game fairs on this weekend?

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      seprim

      kent show is on in detling fri sat sun i think

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  15. It's about time that bearded ba5tard who has abused this country for years was deported. I've always hated Noel Edmonds#

  16. You think Tesco Horse Burgers are bad, you should try their Quarter Pandas ;)

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