Tarmac

Heard about you taking that ugly bird 'sarah' in the wheel chair, back to your place on saturday night,you dirty dog,

I know your desperate but thats what i call taking advantage darcy... I hope you wheeled her home or got her a taxi back atleast!

Recently the world biggest nose was recorded, measuring 3.46 inches -this is officially the world's longest hooter entered...

But I believe, had you entered, you would have won, hands down Darcy...

Your time has come to be a champion, go forward, and grab the title chief!!

chocolate dog mad. Breeds for cash and shows only.

your quite wrong there ugly, it was a fix, and the chief measurer was bribed with a kebab to confirm they were, all wrong, mine is a hell of allot smaller.

chocolate dogs chocolate dogs!

twit twoooo

Master southern queer! Tea and crumpets on the lawn!

is hardcore and breeds dogs with no heads

Please can I have your daughters hand in marriage?

Heard your currently on the look-out for a young Thai bride, also try russian brides.com

Peak of fitness rabbit dogs, through and through. Nothing more nothing less

Has finally realised he's a posh boy with a small penis

This strange southern character is very confused about his sexuality, and likes to get personal and passionate with a variety of farm animals on a regular basis