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  1. I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor the other night, I said would you like to go for a drink somewhere a little quieter ? She said yes ok then , I said thanks your making me and the lads feel sick!

  2. missus feet are f*****g stiiiinking

  3. when one door closes another always opens!!

  4. Love being made redundant........not!!

  5. Dog really do have the right idea, if you cant chew it play with it or shag it, piss on it an walk away!!

  6. venison meatballs in a tomato Bolognese with tagalitele noice

    1. Carraghs Gem
    2. paulus

      paulus

      a bloke made me some venison faggots once they were the bees knees

  7. Tried to take the skull out of a rabbit......didn't end well!!

    1. The Duncan

      The Duncan

      Cut off head and leave somehwere discreet to 'weather'. Easy peasy :)

  8. wonder if there will be a THL christmas do lol

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    2. hellyer189
    3. Lab

      Lab

      Be a great night!!

    4. johnny boy68

      johnny boy68

      Tomo and strong stuff on the door....veedublee you could sort the parking out.

  9. Mother, "I think our son's gay".Father, "What makes you think that?"Mother, "Have you seen the skid marks in his undies?"Father, "Yeah, but even we have skiddies in ours now and then".Mother, "True - but not at the f*****g front"

  10. hanging to say the least

  11. Is learning to ride a horse today

    1. deadlyshot

      deadlyshot

      its the same way you ride your mrs only with ladders lol

    2. rob190364

      rob190364

      ...and the horse has a smaller arse, ha ha!

    3. hellyer189

      hellyer189

      Haha just told her and she isn't impressed, on a brighter note I didnt fall off

  12. Off out with the dogs

  13. do anti bark collars work?

    1. bunnybasher69

      bunnybasher69

      yes my girlfriend hasn't spoken in weeks

    2. hellyer189
    3. long dogs

      long dogs

      yeh they work,but have a dummy one aswell

  14. seems alot of people have snow quite jealous if im honest

    1. hedz31

      hedz31

      It seems every fecker on here has mint dogs i am also quite jealous if i am honest lol

    2. scothunter
  15. Pup got champion puppy today at southwest indoor show well chuffed

  16. Pup got champion puppy today at southwest indoor show well chuffed

  17. working on a saturday!!!! would much rather be out with the pup

  18. When people on here add you they could at least introduce there selves, gonna get deleted else

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    2. Malt

      Malt

      I dunno since the boards changed! lol I'll get back to you.. ;)

       

    3. shaunpauls7

      shaunpauls7

      Go onto your profile and click on edit profile and there will be a small box to tick to approve any friends being added to your friends list.

    4. hellyer189

      hellyer189

      sweet all done, i also added the last 5 visitors see whos being nosey lol

  19. pup is now 21tts hes grown just over 2 inches in a week and a half

  20. i can ride my bike with no handle bars

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    2. paulus

      paulus

      so your lifes turning a corner....lol

    3. Lab

      Lab

      and no seat i'll bet!!!

    4. hellyer189

      hellyer189

      only on the weekends lab ;)

  21. cant wait to pick up my pup :)

    1. rob190364

      rob190364

      what you getting pal?

    2. hellyer189

      hellyer189

      one of willrockyteds pups the brindle with white feet, this is his breeding, DAMS is deerhound x merle collie grey hound X beddy whippet x collie grey hound the SIRE is 3/4 greyhound from (guest) plus 1/4 collie x (squir) which was litter brother to kippers pip x quality lurcher bitch x laguna whippet grey hound the laguna whippet greyhound had four lines of sooty sam and phanton flash bred.The dam is 23 tts and the sire is 27tts

  22. what a difference a decent dog makes

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Wouldn't know, alway have better than decent dogs lol

       

    2. hellyer189

      hellyer189

      im sure this dog will be, but for now he is new to me so im talking in terms of behavior and just general manners

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