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  1. Weeble wobble and they all fall down...... Name that advert

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    2. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      The black and white one. The close up. Had me rigid instantly lol

    3. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      Maybe I dont know. U gonna change it for me ? lol

    4. rocky1
  2. Why does it always have to be me!!!!

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    2. baw
    3. baw

      baw

      I know Kay, no f*****g class lol

    4. Lab

      Lab

      Am i missing something here....your talking to f*****g Kay but she isn't there you pair of fannies?

  3. Cures for a sore head please........

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    2. tb25
    3. buster 8789

      buster 8789

      HAHAHAHAHA!!

      f*****g hell that made me laugh. good one

    4. baw

      baw

      I have my moments lol, not enough says the woman

  4. Steamy windows....

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    2. baw

      baw

      Lol lab, mon the hoops

    3. Teddd

      Teddd

      mon the hoops hahahahah says it all homos and hoops ffs......

  5. Awwwww nawwwwww

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    2. Lab

      Lab

      Heard he's getting a haircut.....hopefully right across the adams apple....!!!

    3. baw

      baw

      Celtics team didn't cost as much as rangers. I personally think with us having a rookie manager and building a new team, we've done ok. Let's see how aly does next season even though he has the advantage of been working with the team for years in the role

    4. Teddd

      Teddd

      hahahahahhahahahahah!!!

  6. Right own up, who stole the soap?

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    2. baw

      baw

      Lol, aye you found me out.... That's an urban myth, us scots are big softies

    3. miss lurcher bitch

      miss lurcher bitch

      lol lol kay nice one

    4. long dogs

      long dogs

      left it in hmp ranby

  7. I kissed a girl and I liked it......

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    2. baw

      baw

      MLB, what filling do you want? Strawberries and cream do since its nearly Wimbledon

    3. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      no good with a camera but good with her mouth and hands!

       

    4. miss lurcher bitch

      miss lurcher bitch

      oh that will do nicley plenty of fresh cream tho lol lol

  8. I dunno, you come on for some light hearted reading and the first thread you read is someone having a pop at you..... I f*****g love THL

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    2. Rolfe

      Rolfe

      My problem.....is with people on the THL who have been banned umpteen times....bleating.....so if you have a problem pm me..!

    3. baw

      baw

      Ok, fair do's it's me moaning. I appolagise for that, sorry.

    4. miss lurcher bitch

      miss lurcher bitch

      ive been slated slagged of name calling people judge me on wat other folk say and dont even know me but in all i dont give a flying f..ck to be honest lol

  9. Your going down...down down down... Artics going down..... Down down down

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    2. artic

      artic

      ffs nutt lol

    3. nakednutt

      nakednutt

      lol artic... whats the winner getting??

    4. artic

      artic

      A new camera lol

  10. If I were a boy......

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    2. Teddd

      Teddd

      i used to fill they big plastic sweetie jars open the lid and ma grannies neighbours collie would get its heed in get stung tae fook lol

    3. Teddd

      Teddd

      catching hawkers fae up the close wae a bread basket held up wae a bit a string breed un der it used to sit for hoors waiting lol

    4. christian71

      christian71

      No your better off a girl

  11. I'm gonna get a bad reputation....

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    2. itsme

      itsme

      well i been watchin you for last 6 months so you a lot of catchin up there fella

    3. Lab

      Lab

      so its me you've been watching eh, not baw at all or that fuckwit FTB.....i knew it all along but you can give credit to baw if you like....you know he just wants to be loved....lol

    4. baw

      baw

      I need all the love I can get lol

  12. If you had 1 wish, what would it be?

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    2. baw

      baw

      you sure tb, good deal on rope the now........

    3. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      Better with a length of hose and a car....oh I forgot he doesnt drive. Shame lol

    4. baw
  13. I've got a notion for a crunchie

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    2. Kay

      Kay

      its only a bit of wind..lol

    3. baw

      baw

      exactly kay, everyone does it

    4. Lab

      Lab

      So by that Kay you must be into small fat men....have you met Dotty Doo?

  14. Mon the hoops

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    2. baw

      baw

      Totally mate, could have went either way

    3. Lab

      Lab

      f*****g McGregor again......Gorams f*****g lovechild i think!!!

    4. baw

      baw

      We didn't need a keeper, although, he would have been better taking the penalty.

  15. Looks out the window.....

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    2. Lab

      Lab

      Your obsessed with sucking Judge.....is there a cock in Sheffield you haven't stuck back yer throat, apart from your own that is?.....lol

    3. judge2010
    4. Malt

      Malt

      Oh well Baw, at least you're looking out of the window, half the members on here are more suited to licking them...

       

  16. Congratulations rangers, worthy winners

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    2. Teddd

      Teddd

      aint you just baw...WE ARE THE PEOPLE

    3. baw

      baw

      Lol ducky, seriously enjoy it pal

    4. Teddd

      Teddd

      ye wanting a cuddle?

  17. WTF!!! My profile has been viewed 1320 times in 44 days!!! That's 30 a day!!! What the f**k do they think they'll see, a picture of me naked!!! Lol

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    2. baw

      baw

      I know Kay, I wish I was a prostitute, I might have to walk funny but I'd be loaded lol

    3. Kay

      Kay

      Why is your profile pay per view..lol

    4. baw

      baw

      Now there a thought Kay lol.

  18. You lot not got a life then??? lol

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    2. johnny boy68

      johnny boy68

      bogger you know he goes there for the "soccer dads" lol

       

    3. Bogger

      Bogger

      lol make them have it tb

       

      were not fussy what sex they are in derbyshire lol

    4. johnny boy68
  19. See if you stand on a rusty nail, do you need a technis jag or whatever it's called lol?

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    2. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      Aye they dinnae dae them in the erse noo

    3. miss lurcher bitch

      miss lurcher bitch

      you been doing silly things again with rusty nails lol

    4. judge2010

      judge2010

      its usually his rusty bullet whole that feels a prick

  20. I might be wrong......

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    2. artic

      artic

      Naughty but nice eh! ;)

    3. baw

      baw

      Is there any other way? You got that marquee booked yet?

    4. artic

      artic

      Sorry I was on the coursing thread. Yep all booked, and the bouncy castle has been booked too.

  21. Question........ would you prefer to be the best player in a losing team or the worst player in a winning team.............hmmmmmm.....

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    2. baw

      baw

      aye, but you might move and be the worst player and end up in the other scenario...

    3. Lab

      Lab

      Aye but i dont want to be the best player in that team, 2nd will do!....

    4. baw

      baw

      lol, fair dos

  22. I'm in the mood for dancing.....

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    2. johnny boy68

      johnny boy68

      i went to school the same time as baw

    3. miss lurcher bitch

      miss lurcher bitch

      and i bet you were both buggers together lol

    4. johnny boy68
  23. Is a fast ride..... Is a class ride.... If you don't hold tight, it'll be yer last ride.....

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    2. baw

      baw

      You got rid of those street accident pups yet? Ohhh sorry mate, thought this was a pm :0p

    3. Bogger

      Bogger

      you mean the colliexs i had? lol

    4. baw
  24. Two Englishmen opening a shop in Argyle Street are sitting in the empty shop waiting on stock being delivered first Englishman says to his mate "bet you we have some nosey Scottish b*****d asking what we are selling" Sure enough within five minutes door opens and wee Glaswegian guy says 'Whit yous selling in here big man?' Englishman says "we're selling arseholes" Without missing a beat Glaswegian comes back "Yir dain well, only two left!"

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