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  1. A Glaswegian takes his girlfriend home for the first time, he says "This is Amanda." His dad jumps up and says "It's a f*****g what!!!"?

    1. baw

      baw

      Lol scot, I had to read it twice before I clicked lol

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  2. Police found a body in a field with a beer belly, saggy balls, wrinkly arse, small cock and a face like a slapped arse. does anyone know if TB25 is OK?

  3. RIP brother 10years ago today, always missed xxx

    1. baw

      baw

      Sorry to hear you lost your brother mate, R.I.P

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  4. it's my first fathers day as a father :) :) :) .............or am I not allowed to say that in case some of you don't have kids???

  5. Here comes the hangover...........aaaarrrrggghhhhh!

  6. Well av got the girls aunties 50th tonight in the bowling club.....cheap drink and quarter gills........f*****g ga gad al be.......yee ha!!!!!!!

  7. THL, more "gangstas" than the bloods and the crips put together, don't dis ma thread or i'll put a cap in your ass!!!

    1. baw

      baw

      I've got one trying to wind me up the now..... sigh

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  8. My window cleaner knocked at my door this morning shouting and swearing. I thought "f**k me he's lost his rag".

  9. Dirty dirty dog!!!!!!

    1. baw

      baw

      You looking in my window???

  10. got a new boat today. a microplus 502 with a 60hp mercury engine and is very happy about it.

    1. baw

      baw

      I think I had a micro plus years ago, Shetland cabin cruiser?

  11. A mate in the pub said," I've just realised, your brothers Richard, Harold and Charles are all named after kings." I said, " Yeah, so! What's your point?" He said, " Nothing. It's your round Burger."

  12. Picked up this bird in the pub last night, told her I was going to shag her in the kitchen, living room, bathroom and bedroom. She was well up for it saying, "Wow, you must have some serious stamina!" She seemed a bit disappointed when we got back to the caravan.

  13. how can I still have a hangover????

    1. baw

      baw

      I think the fact I started drinking at 11.30am and finished at 4am kind of did it lol

      Mon the Hoops

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  14. how can I still have a hangover????

    1. baw

      baw

      LOL guys, I think it is the age.... As for your comment iceman, I'm never touching the stuff again...... until the next time anyhow :OP

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  15. Is Charlie Adam better than Beckham at Free kicks?

  16. ohhh my poor head......

    1. baw

      baw

      Honestly, its like a well skelped leather baw lol. never got in till 4am lol, ohhh

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  17. The Baw is the daddy

  18. Bloody walter smith wish a never said nowt now ..... :/

  19. The new Rangers owner Craig Whyte was asked "What can you bring to Ibrox that David Murray couldn't ?".......He answered "Ma Bike!!".

  20. i'm alittle bit sicker then most

    1. baw

      baw

      slightly behind??? Thats like saying harold shipman is a murderer!!!

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  21. Baw has not slept correctly since my offer of challenge....lol

  22. Your going down...down down down... Artics going down..... Down down down

    1. baw

      baw

      Pmsl artic, your digging a hole me boy a big black hole

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  23. Your going down...down down down... Artics going down..... Down down down

    1. baw

      baw

      f**k all chickened out, behave yourself artic lol. This games gonna happen don't you worry about that

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