deadlyshot

The top 8 things women should say to men: 1.Im bored lets shave my snatch.. 2.Are you sure you have had enough to drink.. 3. That fart was awesome drop another.. 4. Course ill swallow its lush. 5.No its ok you watch porn ill toss you off after ive washed these dishes 6.Are you still shagging that girl at work. 7.Just for a change stick it in my arse 8Marraige! no f*****g way...