welshhound2

Dashing thru the snow... on a V8 wonder sled... crashing into trees... coz I'm off my f*****g head... been smoking Santa's pipe... a dozen beers or more... I'm heading to the red light zone to get myself a whore..... OH...... jingle bells, jingle bells, Santa's smoking weed... Mrs. Claus is on the floor... she's overdosed on speed... Blitzen's f****d, the elves are too... they're tripping off their heads... if Rudolph snorts another line, the twat will end up dead...