steve66

how many times can abott get on question time 

Steve Evans has explained why the Leeds Utd managers job is ideal for him.

nice to see the vulcan flying to , hopefuly get to see the lancasters soon

internatoinal diving on in abit ..... or as some say ....... Brazil v mexico

cant find socks thread off earlier, has it been pulled ?

fishing after tea hopefully the lightning will have moved on

I'm outside Old Trafford and there's a guy burning small effigies of Rooney and selling them to fans. Oh, hang on. It's a baked potato stand.

Walt Disney's new film called "Jet Black," the non-racist version of "Snow White," has been put on hold. All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Pimp, and Wog have refused to sing "Hi Ho" because it offends black prostitutes. They also say they have no f*****g intention of singing "It's off to work we go."

matteo for new sunderland manager.... now that would be interesting

Looking for a car transport trailer asp

C,MON ENGLAND........

Eating horse meet hasnt hurt our lass ... she's in the grand national soon .. fit as a fidel

good win for England

c,mon England

plenty of foxes about

Have you tried the Teco meat-balls, they're the dogs B******s

chillin with a pint of guiness

My wife said she'd had enough last night and was leaving me for not acting like a real man. "Please, don't go" I pleaded. "Why shouldn't I?" she asked. "Because there's a spider in the bath that needs moving" I sobbed.

Husband takes the wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large - break dancing, moon-walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!

C,mon sunderland

Just bought a black and brown terrier with abit of white on it , .... think ill call him bradford

vulcan bombers just flown over , awesome sight

There was a young lady from Leicester Who said to the men that undressed her If you want a good grind Come in from behind Because the front's beginning to fester

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and nicks her purse.

Just been to Tesco's with the wife & out of the blue she says to me "you're one lazy twat". Well, I nearly fell out of the trolley!