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  1. Wtf is going on....get it sorted ffs!!!

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    2. keepdiggin
    3. albert64
    4. STRANGER

      STRANGER

      been working fine for me for days, whats all the fuss about? lol

  2. 4 dogs down to 3.........you'll f*****g learn not too take the piss!!

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    2. albert64

      albert64

      needs must mate i'm sure he wouldn't have gone if you seen something worth keeping and working on, they don't all make it

    3. Lab

      Lab

      Correct mate...sad to see the wee bugger go but he had more than enough chances. Can put all my focus on his brother now and see if i can make anything of him.

    4. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      I thought you got rid of the Mrs' then for a min pal.....:p lol

  3. Suppose i better go feed these dogs before i hit the drink........not looking forward too tomorrow...:-)

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      make sure you hide the cups lol

    2. albert64

      albert64

      f*cking lightweight

  4. Jai on The Chase at the minute.....hope theres a ferreting question...lol

    1. tb25

      tb25

      am pretty addicted to that droping point whats of befor the chase at the moment..

    2. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      perfection is the one girls.....

  5. Eammon Holmes...........punches above his weight.!!!

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    2. albert64

      albert64

      cos you cant get a bird in your age bracket you trying for an older one...?

    3. albert64

      albert64

      hey lab your ex could never be accused of that.......lol

    4. Lab

      Lab

      Ha....she knows she was punching above hers..:-)

  6. Banned from Facebook.....ffs....lol

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    2. albert64

      albert64

      that'll teach you wont it copper bollocks.........been stalking mochara again have you

    3. Lab

      Lab

      Nope....bet you have though you f*****g filthy animal..:-)

    4. walshie

      walshie

      I LOVE the report button. lol

  7. Getting fed up now!!!!!!

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    2. foxtails

      foxtails

      get out with the dogs ect, fcuk the weather ! its autum/winter soon more of this crap weather to come, need to get used to it! ATB anyway

    3. nothernlite
    4. christian71

      christian71

      Cheers yourself up go and dye your ginger roots

  8. Anyone seen/heard from TheBigDog lately......has he fooked off?

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    2. Chid

      Chid

      i think i know where to look lol

       

    3. pip1968

      pip1968

      hes curled up next to the fire lol

    4. walshie

      walshie

      F.O. Paulus with your "nudge nudge" comments. lol

  9. "Hello............................."..lol

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    2. Matt

      Matt

      And your knowledge of music astounds me. Didn't think they let ginger blokes into clubs?

    3. Malt

      Malt

      My friend, hello!! lol f*****g hell Lab, me and you ever get on the beer together anybody round us will be put off Neil Diamond for life! lol

    4. Lab

      Lab

      lol.....I'm sure the guys are just jesting mate, i'm a fecking great singer, my mum says...lol

  10. Bought some Sainsbury sausages yesterday,there's a picture of Jamie Oliver on the front, on the back it says "prick with fork" ..Cant argue with that!

    1. nothernlite

      nothernlite

      one of many english pricks

    2. walshie
    3. pip1968

      pip1968

      oh i see 3/2 was it

      lol

  11. Well thanks alot rain, you couldny have just stayed away for another 2 weeks ya b*****d..:-(

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    2. scothunter
    3. Lab

      Lab

      pricks....:-)

       

    4. PIL

      PIL

      Well you lads have cheered me up .love the banter on here .lol

  12. Should you be banned on here for putting up a title of a thread saying "PORN!!" and its a f*****g air rifle??..:-(.lol

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    2. Lab

      Lab

      Ask yer misses...lol

    3. cookiemonsterandmerlin

      cookiemonsterandmerlin

      Apart from his dogs Albert heard rummour he smears tommy sauce on them it the only way he can encourage them

    4. albert64

      albert64

      have you seen my misses ?.......she looks like Cheryl cole youd fire your fat before she'd even started

  13. With the full moon, thunder and lightning. You'd think the Anti-Christ had just been born.

  14. Paul Gasgoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery. " We're glad to have him back!" said Ally McCoist.

  15. Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France.

    1. Lab

      Lab

      TheBigDog will love that one surley..lol

  16. The latest odds on who is likely to be next to pick up the ashes are: England 6/4, Australia 3/1 , Winnie Mandela 1/3

  17. Final day off biting today.....6000 to do and thats it. Happy days..:-)

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      whats biting lab

    2. bird

      bird

      hard graft that, maybe eaiser to buy polts in .?lab

    3. Lab

      Lab

      It would be Bird but since i run a Game Farm i reckon thats a bit of a cheat...lol Pip its when you but a plastic bit on the young pheasants tostop them pecking each other. Biggest b*****d job of rearing pheasants...:-( All done now though....woooohooooo :-)

       

  18. Well its shorts, shades and vest today for the Gamer Fair...happy days....:-)

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    2. walshie
    3. PIL

      PIL

      Keep out the sun,ginge lol

    4. Lab

      Lab

      Never forget the gel.....on first before the hairspary..:-)

       

  19. What time does Sean Connery turn up at Wimbledon..........Tennish!!!

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    2. Lab

      Lab

      If theres a ban button for shite jokes id just like to say to Walshie and Pip that its been a pleasure knowing you. Pop in for a lookat the site now and agaion lads...see ya..lol

    3. PIL
    4. walshie

      walshie

      Quit humouring him PIL. lol

  20. Just been informed that my photo is on a new facebook page called "Fox Hunters getting Trolled".......i feel quite honoured.....lol

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    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      I'm PMSL at some of the comments from Stabba and Malt....class. Lab spastic with his big ginger bonce a fox hunter?? Hahahahahaha

    3. RossM

      RossM

      I've posted it in the general section mate lol

    4. stabba

      stabba

      It is funny though lol

  21. Some poor old lady fell over unconscious in the alleyway near my house earlier. Well, I say poor, she only had 87p in her purse.

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    2. pip1968

      pip1968

      that money will go along way towards your new boiler lol

    3. nothernlite

      nothernlite

      was she dumping rubbish

    4. bird
  22. My mate Paddy is shagging twins....I asked him how do you tell them apart. Thats easy...Traceys got blonde hair and franks got a cock.

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    2. Simoman
    3. Lab

      Lab

      Even if its been on 36 times its still better than the pish that Walshie puts on...lol

    4. walshie

      walshie

      Ooooohh...no it's not!

  23. Another prick dumping there shite on my drive again......i will catch one off you and i wish you all the luck in the world....dicks!!!

  24. I filled in a job application for the local council and under disabilities I put Narcolepsy and Tourettes Syndrome. So not only will I be able to sleep at work, if someone tries to wake me up; I can tell them to f**k off.

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    2. scothunter

      scothunter

      just dont tell them that shit joke

    3. walshie

      walshie

      Where's the "groan" smiley?

    4. pip1968

      pip1968

      my bird relation got nacolepsy through a flue jab

  25. Got a sare heed trying to educate Stewie.....no chance!!..lol

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