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  1. Well its that time again off to the vets later , my old lad went off his legs last night .. he didnt want his dinner either, poor old buggers wore out bless him

  2. quite excited to get a couple of ferrets tomorrow ,not had any for about 5 years

  3. Anyone been watching forged in fire on history chanel ?

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      Oh yes Kay, really enjoying it,very skilled people they are

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  4. My new gransons been born .. 5lbs 9 oz so he is a teeny one ... so happy i could explode

  5. Well along shift at hospital but my 2nd daughter is here, so chuffed and so proud of missus

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      Congratulations to you both.

      What a great start to Christmas.

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  6. made up with my new front teeth they look ace..lol

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      Kay

      do you object to a glimpse of cleavage..lol

      Unanimous decision me lady....NO OBJECTION !

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  7. made up with my new front teeth they look ace..lol

  8. made up with my new front teeth they look ace..lol

  9. Is it weird I had crocodile burger for breakfast? Lol

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      Its only weird when a croc has you for break.then I'd panic!

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  10. Back from vets with the hob had an ear infection gave me some dog/cat ear drops n charged me £58 madness

  11. whooo hooo just found out i am going to be a nan

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      Grandma we love you.

      If all else fails ask nan.

      Congratulations Kay.

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  12. Spring.....Lovely isnt it.

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      I've done loads of little jobs today that needed doing. spring weather is fab !

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  13. Loose tooth; bad temper.....

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      Lose your temper with yourself and knock the loose one out !

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  14. Knee proper f****d.......

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      My 15yr old son totally dislocated his knee last Sunday in a rugby match.1 hour 20 mins wait for an ambulance, popped it back in,fracture clinic in morning.

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  15. release the secret weapon

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      I can keep a secret.... its the people i tell that pass it on !

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  16. Rough as f**k..........

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      As rough as a pigs arse!

  17. just got one of them cree torches there some beam on it well worth ten euro ideal for lamping small fields

  18. “If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.”

  19. dog has half ripped off its dew claw... trim it right back i presume is best course of action or should i cut the whole nail off?

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      Hope you can sort it without paying out a silly amount to vet.just watch out for infection.spray some purple spray on,good stuff that.

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  20. dog has half ripped off its dew claw... trim it right back i presume is best course of action or should i cut the whole nail off?

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      I'd place the dogs paw in a bowl of lukewarm water with a splash of dettol/TCP for as long as she'll let you. pat it dry and then hopefully she should take care of it herself over the next few days.without seeing it its hard to say but you'll know yourself if vet visit is needed atb Mike.

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  21. dog has half ripped off its dew claw... trim it right back i presume is best course of action or should i cut the whole nail off?

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      I'd be very carefull surely there's a nerve/blood supply in there?

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  22. I saw a job advertised as fanny waxers assistant..Job includes removin ladies knickers,prepare fanny for waxing,and then rub oil after waxing..I asked about the job at the job centre,and was told to go cornwall. I said is that where the job is?Job centre said no,thats were the back of the f****n queue is...

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      Pure class fair play

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