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never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
I remember 2017 like it was yesterday. .......
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1 - 10
Last night we tried anal and she kept yelling NINE.........best I've ever done........
My neighbour just confronted me about underwear missing from her washing line...........I nearly shit her pants.
I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.
jukel123
Ha ha.
The end is nigh.