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fazza123

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  1. dogs,family,boxing,newcastle united in that order.

  2. is there any hunters out there from north wales??

    1. fazza123

      fazza123

      no but ive a cousin in skipton

  3. dogs,family,boxing,newcastle united in that order.

  4. up at 4am off to bed shorly. hard old life and he wifes asleep so may make love to my hand!?!?!?!

  5. up at 4am off to bed shorly. hard old life and he wifes asleep so may make love to my hand!?!?!?!

  6. After Andy Murray's speech, my tearful girlfriend said to me, "Why cant you be more like HIM?"."What", I said. "Be more sensitive and cry?""No", She said. "Come second".

  7. Police have found an ingenious way to catch crooks and wrong doers. The government are backing the police on this one because its not costing them a penny in financials. It can track down what people have down, going to do or thinking of doing, and even gets them to make a confession. A police spokesman said "We've been waiting for this kind of criminal science for years, but now its here. It's amazing how it catches crooks and even gives us a written confession without pressure....

  8. i got the job for enyone intrested,just a shame i f****d my fingers up but al work fro the pain,happy days i serpose

  9. propper doing my head in to see if i get this job or not,seems to be the only thing i can think off at the moment,grrrrrrrrrr

  10. Fooking right game super blues

    1. fazza123

      fazza123

      what a result!!!

  11. Need to sweet talk the mrs into letting me have a new terrier

    1. fazza123

      fazza123

      PUP is bang right there. Never ask,its a sign of weakness lol

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  12. Welcome to The Poaching Life. Need advice on how to break the law? Just ask in the lurcher section.

    1. fazza123

      fazza123

      We wouldnt ask you! Quickest way to get caught....

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  13. it's probably worth every member reading a 'ferreting yesterday...READ' thread in the ferreting section!!!!

  14. tonight will consist of weed & beer, life on the dole.

  15. A guy goes to the council for a job. Interviewer asks 'Are u allergic to anything?' 'Yes, caffeine', he says. 'Are you disabled in anyway?' 'Yes', he replies, 'I was in the army & a bomb exploded near me & blew my testicles off'. Interviewer - 'Ok your hired. Hours are 8 till 3 but you can start at 10 everyday'.Guy asks 'why 10?' Interviewer- 'this is a council job, 1st 2 hours we stand drinking coffee & scratching our bollocks so no point you coming in!'

  16. i was thinking, then i thought about it.....

  17. cold and frosty just like the mrs

    1. fazza123

      fazza123

      Same here,mines a face like a clumsy bee keeper

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  18. top ten wedding first dance songs plz...............

    1. fazza123

      fazza123

      99 problems but a bitch aint 1 !

      Good luck im booking mine 2mo

  19. Away to revamp the dog kennels.....should have done it ages ago but today is the day....:-)

  20. just flicking through channels and notice frankie cocozza is on CELEBRITY big brother, pathetic beyond belief!

    1. fazza123

      fazza123

      I kn ow,i cant friggin believe it! and for that reason ive banned the missis from watching it. celeb my arse!!!

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  21. am back bet you fukcers havent missed me lol

  22. 11 month old daughter has took my mastercard out my wallet and wrecked it LOL

    1. fazza123

      fazza123

      imagine what she will do with it in 17 years!!

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