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  1. Levels of scum in society - 1. Murderers. 2. Rapists. 3 Peadophiles. 4. People who shoot hares.

  2. Found a dead wildcat at the side of the road...do you think its worth money? And before anyone asks its not a black panther, its a scottish wildcat.

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    2. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      got any teeth holes in it?? ha ha ha..

    3. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      No earth this was taken 100% legally with a car (road taxed and MOT'd)

    4. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      insured??? ha ha

  3. Armed police closed the A9 looking for someone, if I see a nigger outside my house I will have a shitfit...

    1. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Cant you lure him out with a £5 note on the end of some fishing line ? then give him a nice JAW SHOT !!

  4. Hey Ive got some new shoes on and suddenly everything feels right...

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    2. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Thats what you get for buying 2 right shoe's lol

       

    3. Moll.

      Moll.

      Do they have metal rods coming out of the sides going up under your knees FTB?

    4. stabba

      stabba

      paulo nutini i fancy

  5. Turns out that Hamster I buried last night may not have actually been dead, aparently it was hibernating lol oh well it is dead now, poor wee b*****d...

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    2. RossM

      RossM

      It wouldnae have felt a thing when they in that state, couldve bounced it doon the stairs and the lazy wee Cnut still wouldnae wake up!

    3. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      You Cruel bastardd, Bill odies gonna get you !!

    4. Carraghs Gem

      Carraghs Gem

      its only a tail-less rat, buy em a new one!

  6. Just buried a hamster lol

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    2. lukey

      lukey

      You alright FTB ?keep your chin up lol

    3. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      lol aye it was the lassies hamster that works for us, she never seen the funny side...

    4. rob190364

      rob190364

      it should be illegal to own a hamster if you're over the age of 6!

  7. Theres two types of people in this world...do'ers and talkers...

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    2. Lab

      Lab

      There grouped and classed as.....................

      WOMEN!!!

    3. Malt

      Malt

      Eureka!! Now that makes sense Lab.. ;)

    4. hedz31

      hedz31

      i like to talk about doing it lol

  8. My rep has gone over a thousand...my life is now complete.

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    2. THLpatrick

      THLpatrick

      Haha, you've got it all FTB

    3. hedz31

      hedz31

      Stop liking ye own post's with ye other profile Lol

    4. hedz31

      hedz31

      Stop liking ye own post's with ye other profile Lol

  9. Thinks he may have pulled Flick.

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    2. Attack Fell Terrier

      Attack Fell Terrier

      HAHAHAHA get in son haha.

    3. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      So we are all in agreeance all she needs is a good ride?

    4. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Hahaha sounds like it , maybe judas her back-doors !!

  10. Boondock saints...worth watching? anyone cheers

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Never heard of it!!

  11. Is watching 'chopper' great film

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    2. johnny boy68

      johnny boy68

      Keithy's done himself a mischief.....classic.

    3. lukey

      lukey

      Top class movie,...Need to see it again soon.

      One of my fav fims

    4. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      Love it when he shts neville then drives him to hospital lol 'of course I didnt drive him to hospital, that would defeat the purpose of having shot him in the first place'

  12. Snowed in this weekend what a total and utter c**t! Had 2 days digging planned aswell.

    1. THLpatrick

      THLpatrick

      only digging your doing is out your path fella

    2. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      I wish Patrick it froze overnight and is now a pinch job or wait till the spring till it melts lol Certainly no doing it after work at 6.30!

    3. THLpatrick

      THLpatrick

      haha,your f****d mate!

  13. .223 rifle in the for sale section. Ideal beginners gun, comes with all the gear. Go on treat yourself ya midnight cowboy lol

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    2. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      Would have to charge you double to put up with the mental anguish of listening to your shite whilst trying to make a sale. No offence...

    3. rob190364

      rob190364

      I'm yet to meet a gay bloke that does, ha ha.

    4. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      lol good one that ya welsh fud

  14. Did anyone watch the 74 stone babysitter last night? Holy f**k!

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    2. jimmy

      jimmy

      some fecking size f**k cleaning up after her if she farted it would kill you

    3. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      No hedz she rolled over and killed her sisters wee boy, Im not joking she is being accused of murder in texas lol

    4. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      She never killed her ''nephew'' she tryed to cover up her sister after she whacked him on the head a couple of times with a hair brush,FAT FCUKING SLAGS lol

  15. just watched the pianist those poor jews...imagine living with a nose that big.lol

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    2. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Hahahah excellant part

    3. scothunter

      scothunter

      my fav bit was when she asked where are you taking us and he shot her lol

    4. scothunter

      scothunter

      in fact i pissed myself [bANNED TEXT] thru it

  16. Wants to move to France...

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    2. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      Naw GrCh too much hassle.

    3. chris k

      chris k

      why would you wan t move to france? its full of frenc :)

    4. Carraghs Gem

      Carraghs Gem

      cockfightings legal in some areas too, i have to go on holiday there myself

  17. well dinner bed and breakfast at the holiday inn for my inconvinoence. am gomna lift everything tv trouser press the lot lol

    1. mackem

      mackem

      If it aint nailed down snaffle it,towels,soaps,bed-sheets,the lot,even the room service maid if she has looks.

    2. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Hahahahah dont forget the shite-roll lol

    3. rob190364

      rob190364

      any porn channels?

  18. well dinner bed and breakfast at the holiday inn for my inconvinoence. am gomna lift everything tv trouser press the lot lol

  19. stuck in glasgow airport. sick as a chip...

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    2. scothunter
    3. Lab

      Lab

      Is it "Go f**k yourself" Rob? If it is then great minds think a like?...;-)

    4. rob190364

      rob190364

      ...don't go to an airport when there are 100+ mph winds, it could get seriously boring if you did! pretty good idea I reckon.

  20. stuck in glasgow airport. sick as a chip...

  21. And then a hero comes along, with the strength to carry on...Tb25.

  22. My reputation is up at 850 wtf lol. When I get to 1000 does Kay come round and give me a congratulatory blowjob? I sincerely hope so

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    2. rob190364

      rob190364

      ha ha! probably shoot his load before she even gets to "off"!

    3. kenny14

      kenny14

      Actually, when you reach 1000, ten of the biggest baddest blokes on here come round and gang rape you

    4. bringthepain

      bringthepain

      ask stabba what ever that means lab? confused.com

  23. Anyone else find the word 'choc' irritating. I f*****g hate it when people talk about their choc patterdales lol Sound like a right bunch of nonces, they are 'broon' FFS!

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    2. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      Jobby brown pats. Try and sell them c**ts on epupz you bunch of wierdos

    3. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      Jobby brown pats. Try and sell them c**ts on epupz you bunch of wierdos

    4. just jack
  24. I've had the same jeans on for 4 days now...

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    2. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Mine are only just getting worn in then lol

    3. long dogs

      long dogs

      4 days thats nowt

    4. geoff75

      geoff75

      gunna go to a disco in the middle of town

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