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  1. mushroom
    the higher your rep the more of a slut you are. It's based on your sexual experiences
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    and she's not even got me as a friend tut tut lol

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    My dog's better then your dog neener neener nee-ner lol

  4. mushroom
    Mine is a fuucking usleless queenie anne mofo :laugh: She will mark and rat but anything else, I wouldn't expect her to come out alive like rabbits :clapper: her pups though, well nowt wrong with the last two litters or this latest (unplanned) not all work but all try to to the pain of some of the owners (I did warn them about the dad ) Wouldn't change her for the world though coz she's a lovely nature Here she is on her way up scafel pike so not totaly useless edited-tell a lie it was up the back of ambleside heading up to Kirkstone aint she cute :laugh:
  5. mushroom
    Bloody ace :clapper: At least they took notice of what you were saying before damage was done Congrats to the owd bill for showing restraint and common sense for once :laugh:
  6. mushroom
    that's a good 'un :clapper:
  7. mushroom
    Don't you mean: "They make the other mustelids look like sloths?" Not being a smart arse, I'm currently half way through reading a book about the evolution of the carnivores! :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: Great book isn't it
  8. mushroom
    The uk is the name given to the four countries united ie England, Scotland, Wales and northern ireland. Great Britain referrs to the whole of the islands as a whole geographicaly but also has the same meaning as UK. England is an ancient term reffering to a country that once existed under it's own sovereign rule I now believe it is called "The Non-English Gravy Train 'istan"
  9. mushroom
    Bread and milk :whistling: :whistling:
  10. mushroom
    Depends on what I've taken think LSD and a joint might do it...... yep :drag: I'm flying through the ash cloud right now man, it's beautiful I'm there yeah
  11. mushroom
    I heard Ian was having a party and a load of tramps crashed it, and stole the servers to swap for cheap cider.
  12. mushroom
    I know what ning is :laugh: :laugh: But I'm no tellin ps Labour wank stain mp's always get away wi shite :wallbash:
  13. mushroom
    It would of been a lot less stressful on you and the ferret if you'd taken it straight to the vets You'll know next time
  14. mushroom

    Stolen

    mushroom replied to JoeD's topic in Ferrets & Ferreting

    Who the fec steals fezzers????????????????? :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: Hope the pricks get caught and dealt with
  15. mushroom
    Does it matter how much?????????????? No offence but this question is a regular and the answer is always the same VETS
  16. mushroom

    It's not a jet fighter nutt, it's an x-wing ya mong

  17. mushroom

    Simone had to be told at Selby, "thats not how your supposed to do that" Whebn he tried to mount the bull instead of riding it

  18. mushroom
    I was knocked down on christmas eve and spent the next 4 weeks in traction..... the old traction with wires and weights and shit. A mate of mine whilst driving in blackburn had the misfortune to have a paki child on a push bike come threw his windscreen and into his wife's lap luckily aside from cuts and bruising the kid seemed alright the childs dad on the other hand tried to get money out of my mate as compensation. considering my mate was stopped at a junction and the kid just came straight at them, he was inclined to strongly say no and claim damages of his own :whistling: Thing is
  19. mushroom
    It would of been funny if it didn’t hurt so mutch It was like something off you’ve been framed the crazy jock moped man lost control and his wobbly moped smashed into the side of me. No serious damage done though just a couple of bruises and some gravel stuck in my arse and back. Me mate spent hours in casualty in ibiza after riding pissed up of a harbour wall onto rock sending a moped handle bar straight throu his wrist lol silly c**t thought he wa evil kenevil :laugh:
  20. mushroom
    Sorry Bedrock mate :icon_redface:
  21. mushroom
    Long winded but some great piccies and examples of prehistoric bite moulds and shit Theres a dvd that accompanied the book as this was a series in the early nineties and it is dated but truely educational Edited check out the pig ancestor with big teeth and a meter long muzzle
  22. mushroom
    http://www.amazon.co...f=pd_sim_v_h__1 Looking at these prices mate I'll see if I can dig my copy out a maybe lend it to you I paid a fiver for mine in 1994 Edited if you look in the used section 50p lol new £132 lmfao
  23. mushroom
    True the mustalid family is the same side as lupines, vulpines, can't remember the name for these but they are in there too bears, hyenas, raccons etc Theres a good book that documents the evolution of the families it's called the velvet claw
  24. mushroom
    It's not about price the dog spot on will make cats very ill and possibly be fatal the same may be true of the reverse but I'm not positive on that, If you want sound advice on this mate speak to a vet I personally just check me fezzers over everyday and remove accordingly
  25. mushroom
    Just found this for you: (Sorry Ric...) funny as f#ck lmfao :laugh:
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