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Lucky lucky barsteward lol Steady now I wouldn't say that.... I have a mrs :laugh: Granted she's in Mexico at the mo but still Tell you what though these birds were throwing themselves at me lol The funniest thing was there is this one girl, Canadian, pretty fit and doesn't seem to like me much She's a vegetarian and I rip the piss out of her a lot She was the one all over me the most... but by fec can she girate Barcelona has to be one of my favourite city's, was there again last year on honeymoon...........a difficult place to be with your misses....... Amazing city I was wit
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Lucky lucky barsteward lol Steady now I wouldn't say that.... I have a mrs :laugh: Granted she's in Mexico at the mo but still Tell you what though these birds were throwing themselves at me lol The funniest thing was there is this one girl, Canadian, pretty fit and doesn't seem to like me much She's a vegetarian and I rip the piss out of her a lot She was the one all over me the most... but by fec can she girate
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Holy shit I only just woke up from the works do..... The feckin presentation was two bloody hours of listening to bollocks then the fun began went to this restauraunt (all 55 of us 7 guys and rest chicas) Great meal blah blah then..... You know how we English/British all get a bad rep around the world as aggressive pissheads.. well the owner of the company starts a feckin food fight So after the bosses left I went out with about 40 birds to a night club got steaming and had at least 3 birds at anyone time rubbing their sweaty purses up and down my body :laugh: Was quite nice finally
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Already started lmao found some cans in the works fridge
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Yeah.... Not gonna happen mate :laugh: They know they have a crazy Englishman on their hands They keep challenging me to drinking games... Pussies! They think binge drinking is havin two shandys in an hour :laugh: I can mind lab was on here boasting the same is it tonight? Yep
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Yeah.... Not gonna happen mate :laugh: They know they have a crazy Englishman on their hands They keep challenging me to drinking games... Pussies! They think binge drinking is havin two shandys in an hour :laugh:
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fucksake mushy, I wouldn't go if I was you What effin choice do I have :laugh: Put up with a boring 3 hour presentation while pissed (and probably smoked ) with a free slap up meal or nothing :laugh: the thought of having to endure that while watching 40 bronzed lovelies doesn't bare thinking about........ Pull a sicky Not all bad just came out of the directors office with new contract, higher salary and my own team starting next year....... So fuuck throwing a sickie now plus free beer tonight A team of bronzed lovelies? I hope you told him to shove it Yep.... shove that con
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fucksake mushy, I wouldn't go if I was you What effin choice do I have :laugh: Put up with a boring 3 hour presentation while pissed (and probably smoked ) with a free slap up meal or nothing :laugh: the thought of having to endure that while watching 40 bronzed lovelies doesn't bare thinking about........ Pull a sicky Not all bad just came out of the directors office with new contract, higher salary and my own team starting next year....... So fuuck throwing a sickie now plus free beer tonight
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fucksake mushy, I wouldn't go if I was you What effin choice do I have :laugh: Put up with a boring 3 hour presentation while pissed (and probably smoked ) with a free slap up meal or nothing :laugh:
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FLMAO Stan
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Well Spain is proper messed up Here's the plan for my works do...... Work until 14:30 then a group photo, then home..... Back to the office for 7pm for a 3 hour presentation then off to the restaurant at 10pm to eat. WTF kind of plan is that????? I'll be pissed by 4 o clock Suppose the only upside is 40 young nubile female interns will also be there expecting the Englishman to uphold the banner
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Word to the wise, bark collars/shock collars are illegal in Wales. Even the citronella ones???
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:laugh: Not necessaraly, my mate was thrown out of the RAF Regiment for twatting his superior after spending a wee vacation in their equivalent of the glass house. Granted the superior was knockin my mates mrs off so deserved a hiding, but I believe sitting in the dark in the Superior's bedroom with a bat may have taken it a little too far :laugh:
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They do it in Spain a lot
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FLMAO Stig is that the weekend kinky outfit? Animal costumes and StrongStuff gear :laugh: K'in pony boy lmao :laugh:
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FLMAO Stig is that the weekend kinky outfit? Animal costumes and StrongStuff gear :laugh:
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I'd give the birch or the ash a good home lol I like the ash one aswell Yep agreed that ash one is a beut Good craftmanship Bigoy
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I can't go in there Arron may be in there and will threaten me and call me nasty names ............ Don't cry mate why don't you go on a tour for a while? I hear Afghanistan is safer than the game fairs nowadays
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Lol feel the love :laugh: Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away, Uncle Jimmy pulled my willy, When the nurse was away, Hey.
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That's if either let him get passed the first word without a slap :laugh:
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good idea have to see somethin fir ma hundred quid lol ian is trying to sort it as it seems the software keeps banning him as if its learnt hes a messer See Baw even a simple program knows ye a wrong 'un
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alas poor aaron i knew him well..................................... T'was a shame
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FLMAO :laugh: Yep that'll do it
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FLMAO Goodbye cruel THL
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Get some jalapenos and onions finely chopped up in there with some salt, pepper and cayene pepper nom nom
