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    Mods going power mad. Long term members banned, Hot Meat and Socks terrified....... 'sthefuckin apocalypse guys :laugh:
  2. I thought it was about baby Jesus :laugh:
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    Done with the place now mate...sick of all the walking on egg shells and not been able to say owt for fear pete will take offence and get the lip on. LMFAO :laugh: What did I miss
  4. and point 3)???? :laugh: I got my marraccas ready
  5. Fuuuuuuuuuck Yooouuuuu :laugh: Ok 1) I'm no a feckin Gringo ya cheap twit 2) Mong is reserved solely for Stabba 3) I got no reply to "Barcelona faced".. WTF is that then :laugh:
  6. Got my cage from ebay cheap and delivered ontime. As for the rest hire a feckin van :laugh:
  7. Now why the fuuck would I do that :laugh: Done plenty in the bushes, Fairway, back of farm buildings but why the fec would I shiit in the sea lmfao Once saw a black guy here pissing in the sea at about 2pm surrounded by families and kids swimming and playing :laugh: Dirty barsteward
  8. Kin Ted used to call me while sat on the shitter ffs :laugh:
  9. I just knew you'd be on with the solution to prevent it :laugh:
  10. Welcome mate.. One question copper or a policeman????
  11. Well mission accomplished a couple of funny looks and one intern questioned me "why are you going in the bathroom with a magazine"...... To drop the kids off was my reply :laugh:
  12. Anybody else hate taking a shiit at work??? :laugh: Can't two minutes to read my magazine at work without someone chapping the door..... What about you lot
  13. Turkey paella? ffs mate I'm in Spain it's probably gonna be horse or something If I can be arsed I'll make it myself proper, all depends how steaming I am when Chrimbo food shopping :laugh: Well they could at least use donkey seeing as its Christmas and all! That's Mexicans mate and all burros (donkeys) are named Pedro fuckknowswhy :laugh: "A donkey is for life not just the school run" as the advert goes in Mexico :laugh:
  14. Take all what in??? No wonder ya feckin happy :laugh: The atmosphere you Grinch! 'Kin Grinch has nothing on me
  15. Are you into ice climbing aswell??
  16. Turkey paella? ffs mate I'm in Spain it's probably gonna be horse or something If I can be arsed I'll make it myself proper, all depends how steaming I am when Chrimbo food shopping :laugh:
  17. Like it and don't in the same breath! For me it's an excuse to eat more calories than is physically possible and get fuucked up Unless I'm with the kids, which this year I won't be which sucks..... Oh well Jack will keep me company with his mate Voll Damm (google it) Take all what in??? No wonder ya feckin happy :laugh:
  18. Skiing 2 hours from me Tomo! I love it, go every year 40€ on the train including day lift pass I´m gonna be all alone Christmas day with my microwavable paella :laugh:
  19. Paulus they are designed for the normal man not some huffing and puffing hippo with a penchant for dogging and fuzzy photos :laugh:
  20. Muck boots are the bomb I ripped the outer layer on barb before and still used them without wet feet for a year. They're good boots mate just need a little tweek when you get them
  21. Every new pair I get I put a new insole in and 3 studs on the heal to prevent them wearing.. If you do this becareful wearing them in the house I managed to fec up a few floor tiles in the Kitchen
  22. I always fed full rabbs and worm regular
  23. I work every Christmas.... Addicts never rest and the Smack, Crack & Meth business booms this time of year
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