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  1. Get sky job done ............ I don't watch telly mate so it'd be a waste of my money :laugh:
  2. :laugh: Of course it is, worked for all my dogs all I have to do now is show them the crowbar and they do as they are told
  3. No different to the loudmouths posturing in't streets on a Friday night mate When dogs kick off 99% of people panic and make it worse
  4. I noticed a big difference when I lost my staff,he wasn't aggressive to other dogs but didn't take any shit off them and looked the part. Not just the owners used to stay away,aggressive dogs that would bark at or if offlead attack other dogs would look the other way when he walked past lol Sadly not anymore. Come again :laugh: :laugh:
  5. Some of the owners might be plug ugly Hairy arsed geezers ... think your better off with the big stick option ... All the better..... I find they have the tightest little holes ..Mush ....spending to long in the sun mate ?...get a few cold beers in . Way past a "few" cold beers Fair play ..just got a case of gods favourite beer (FOSTERS) out of the cold room & will attempt to catch you up but the minute I start fancying ugly hairy arsed geezers I'm calling it a day .! enjoy the rest of Christmas ,cheers Fosters????? :laugh: are you light on your feet mate
  6. No telly, no remote, no problem :laugh: Plus you wouldn't believe how shit the telly is here especially the friggin dubbing
  7. Totally agree but Chubs is shit now mate, last time I went to see him we ripped the piss expecting a serious comeback... fuckinnothingback.com
  8. I am fookin wired right now, Indulgence is not a totally bad thing hahahaha

    1. albert64

      albert64

      someone else been buying mushy....?

    2. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      his Brazilian lover called claude.

    3. mushroom

      mushroom

      I'll have you know Claude has been sold I now have a Peruvian.... much harder working oooof

       

      Ps I pay for my own Bert ;)

       

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  9. Some of the owners might be plug ugly Hairy arsed geezers ... think your better off with the big stick option ... All the better..... I find they have the tightest little holes ..Mush ....spending to long in the sun mate ?...get a few cold beers in . Way past a "few" cold beers
  10. Some of the owners might be plug ugly Hairy arsed geezers ... think your better off with the big stick option ... All the better..... I find they have the tightest little holes
  11. Kicks work better mate, they seem to understand more with kicks raining down on their heads than punches
  12. What you need to do is grab it by the muzzle with one hand and punch it right in the face with the other. Do this everytime it comes back to you and that will cure the snarling
  13. Kick it's cnut in until it does what you want.... Failing that ask Paulus for help
  14. All hail Paulus The loveliest Mod in THLDOM Feckin vagina
  15. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Wipe ya nose Paulus is a cnut and he knows it :laugh:
  16. mushroom

    Tea

    Cafe, con lecha,, :laugh: nope Carajillo con cognac
  17. Rape the owners that'll show 'em
  18. mushroom

    Tea

    Ffs LMFAO can you feel the culture :laugh: :laugh:
  19. Has to be A Wonderful Life, but National Lampoon's is defo second
  20. Went out shopping with my mum and dad one Christmas Eve.... Woke up Christmas day led in a hospital bed in traction :laugh: I got run over
  21. I actually thought about him and his family in my salut to those gone last night Merry Christmas to everyone Shroom
  22. So works a bit better than dipping the feet inTCP or Dettol
  23. toughens the pads and feet and nails, its called henna Does it work is the question??
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