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  1. mushroom
    who else would end a hostage situation with nerve gas LMAO :laugh: Great minds
  2. mushroom
    I thought we we talking about asses not fannys You're doing something wrong if you need to spit there
  3. mushroom
    No chance I'm not a shirtlifter ffs I'll be on the G&T's
  4. mushroom
    Would never of thought of you as a Nietzsche man
  5. mushroom
    Tonight Mathew I'm going to be the latter :laugh:
  6. mushroom
    Dirty peeping Toms me thinks :laugh: Pip sweetie that's only beacause yours doesn't need it
  7. mushroom
    Prefer the lower saturates Flora has to offer
  8. mushroom
    During bum sex
  9. mushroom
    I felt a surge of adrenaline and testosterone made me feel like my cock was made out of concrete.... Even more so when I crushed it's face with the butt of my rifle.... just to make sure you understand
  10. mushroom
    Not exactly a winter feckin wonderland is it??? FAIL!!!! :laugh:
  11. mushroom

    Big Cats.

    mushroom replied to irishnut's topic in General Talk

    was that when you was anally probed and they literally had to throw you out the craft because you wouldnt go home Nah Pip that was Stabba and it was because the cnut was stealing their grub and he's such a tight arse they couldn't get the probe in
  12. mushroom

    Anybody up for spit roasting a squirrel???

    1. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      is that your girlfriends nickname?

    2. mushroom

      mushroom

      mushroom

      Nope it's a small grey/red furry fuucker

    3. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      not bothered then mate.

  13. mushroom

    Big Cats.

    mushroom replied to irishnut's topic in General Talk

    I'd tie it up bondage style, rape it on camera then cap it's ass and send the footage to LACS
  14. mushroom
    Watch how they Russkies deal with this... One thing to be said about them is they don't fuuck about
  15. mushroom
    Beeswax/Colron/Briwax are all good finishes, but strongly reccomend a sealer for the 1st coat white polish if you want a natural/light colour button polish if you want a warmer colour, which ever you use thin it down 50-50 to seal the wood just brushing with the grain.Its quick drying and can be denibbed within an hour, wipe the dust off and apply the wax leave to dry and buff it up old towelling is great for this and repeat the waxing, if you want a really nice finish get some TROLLUL 0000 wire wool (not silver fleece)make a pad by wrapping it around your hand and work with the grain from one
  16. mushroom
    Bullmastiff there's a chap on here who is the bollocks But I can't remember his name Sorry mate
  17. mushroom
    Nik you are so correct Banks are shite for giving Most accounts don't even cover inflation. Find a decent investment giving 4% and you are laughing. I know someone who is a risky mofo and he's making 10-12% a year on his investments. Invest your money into schemes matching your risk level... If you have 10 grand to PLAY with a year this invested correctly and actively managed over 25 years will be paying your retirement, the risk is that your investment porfolio will contain some scary shit take your eye off the ball and you are on a state pension If you have 10 grand that is i
  18. mushroom
    Walking like John Wayne with a cactus touching his hole Good hunting = Happy days
  19. mushroom
    Only one name for me.. StrongStuff!! Does exactly what it says on the tin I have one here 4-5 years old and still perfect
  20. mushroom
    I used to travel all over the UK or two mins from my house, makes no difference so long as there is good hunting, good craic and good friends
  21. mushroom
    3 Weeks - From 1 Ham......Now that's clever. You're as bad as me! Do you hang out your Tea bags to dry too? Nope but I do reuse them one Tbag = 2 cups of tea The reason it was so large was I had 5 friends staying for Christmas last year. They went to the Bocaria on the Rambla for the meat and came back with pretty much half a pig... Mexicans what can you do eh?? :laugh: Tell you what they did though they stabbed the feck out of it and I mean proper Toxteth style and then filled all the holes with almonds, chilles and a squeeze of honey then roasted it was unbelievably de
  22. mushroom

    Wow that was some piss up lmao just sobered up today and realised I went shopping yesterday fridge full of food happy days hahaha

    1. mushroom

      mushroom

      Not at the moment dog's dead so.. lol I do get the chance to get out with some like minded people birds/guns but only as a spectator which sucks but patience ;)

       

    2. mushroom

      mushroom

      Not at the moment dog's dead so.. lol I do get the chance to get out with some like minded people birds/guns but only as a spectator which sucks but patience ;)

       

    3. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      ok pal

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  23. mushroom
    He's a lying b@stard Joe!!! He told me they were Bitish Knights LMFAO Edited to say; Hot Meat Congratulations fella All the best to you, the Mrs and kids
  24. mushroom
    I got 3 weeks out of mine last year :laugh: Kept it in the fridge and cooked it really well with gravy and onions every day :laugh: Curried some of it, and made a soup with the bone and remainder, the curry and soup lasted another 3 weeks but I portioned and froze them
  25. mushroom
    That's a handsome boy :yes: Jdog what's his stamina like on big long runs?? Does he have the speed to get on terms with whatever and the stamina to finish the job when he gets there?? I ask because someone mentioned this x might do well out here. Shroom
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