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  1. Penda

    just had 3 teeth pulled 3 more to go ha ha ha

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    2. Penda

      Penda

      yeah ive got me wisdom 1s to come out too im sound gutted the cokes wore off thoughha ha ha

    3. miss lurcher bitch

      miss lurcher bitch

      you bugger you i was waiting for you to say summit like that lol nice to now you ok mate

    4. Penda

      Penda

      ive calmed own alot to be fair been pulled into line ha ha ha

  2. Penda

    this whole bored thing aint healthy for me i can feel an agressive explosion on its way!!!!!!

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    2. Penda

      Penda

      ha ha ha ha ha yeah but the mrs doesnt get it yet i just knock her about and tell her to make me sum pie

    3. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      more like knob exsplosion, all 2ml of the watery juice..

    4. Penda

      Penda

      yeah all in your face !!!!!!

  3. Penda

    tits....backsection.....growler.......!!!!!

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    2. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Chats,robbie fowler & fire exit ?

    3. Lab

      Lab

      Chebs, Chocolate Starfish and Clunge

    4. Penda

      Penda

      puppys noses,dirt pipe,sheriff badge

  4. Penda

    if my misses dont do me a cup of tea im gona beat her to death with a wet teatowl!!!!

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    2. long dogs

      long dogs

      2 sugars

    3. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      penda, smash her shitter in with that little weaner you have.

    4. Penda

      Penda

      thats disrispectful ask your mrs she,ll tell yah how big my tool is!!!!

  5. Penda

    shes gone 1 in the oven but its nothin to do with me!!!!

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    2. pegleg33

      pegleg33

      Turkey or chicken?

    3. Penda

      Penda

      ha ha ha ha

    4. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      must be mine....

  6. Penda

    put your finger up your nose and blow bubbles out of you bum hole!!!!

    1. Penda

      Penda

      yeah thats it mate a good old follow through

    2. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      You been with them gay niggers again mr penda ?

       

    3. Penda

      Penda

      ha ha ha ha ha ha gay spear chuckers

  7. Penda

    TOO MANY turd burglars roaming round for my liking i think we need a cull!!!!

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      I agree....can i bash your back doors in?

       

    2. scothunter

      scothunter

      lol

    3. Penda

      Penda

      why certanlty sim

  8. Penda

    3 ginga fellas in the bag last night

    1. topnotch

      topnotch

      Where you been the you SHEMALE ?

    2. miss lurcher bitch

      miss lurcher bitch

      nice one mate

    3. Penda

      Penda

      top notch il bell yah this week come ad have a look at the pups

  9. Penda

    chilling waiting for the season to start!!!!!!!

    1. Attack Fell Terrier

      Attack Fell Terrier

      Weren't chilling last night though were ya lol.

    2. topnotch

      topnotch

      MAYONAISED OUT OF IT LOL

    3. Penda

      Penda

      think im gona have to reach for the tea spoon perdong!!!!!

       

  10. Penda

    pendas back on line woop woop!!!!!

    1. Water Badger

      Water Badger

      had you been bad or was it just tinternet?

    2. stabba

      stabba

      wellcome back mate

    3. Penda

      Penda

      nah didnt have a lap top just blagged one on the insurance ha ha ha

  11. Penda

    im sure i saw earth walk past mine in a pair of arseless moleskins linking arms with gary middleton!!!!

    1. welshhound2

      welshhound2

      more like garry gliter lol

    2. Penda

      Penda

      nah he was in the car park up the road with tinted windows could be picking them up though

  12. Penda

    let the games begin!

    1. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      they never end penda.

    2. Penda

      Penda

      sex games

  13. Penda

    sum say yeah yeah sum say warw warw me no say dat!!!! me say bitty bitty bong bong bing bang boing!!!!!!!

    1. topnotch

      topnotch

      Hahaha sneakamouse

    2. cape.o

      cape.o

      yes yes u old dog

      so wats popin long time altho

      did c yea graftin in ann summers lookin

      good in hi heels...

      u good tho yea....

  14. Penda

    This is a public anouncement with guittars

    1. Bosun11

      Bosun11

      Know your rights all three of them

    2. Penda

      Penda

      Ha ha ha

  15. Penda

    you can run on for along time but sooner or late he,ll cut you down

    1. Kay

      Kay

      Go tell that long tongue liar

      Go and tell that midnight rider

      Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter

      Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down

    2. Penda

      Penda

      ha ha ha love it

  16. Penda

    i shot the sheriff but i did not shoot the deputy

    1. stabba

      stabba

      top tune

    2. collie/grey

      collie/grey

      agreed!

  17. Penda

    woof woof!!!!!

    1. topnotch

      topnotch

      PENDA YOU ''FERRET JUGGLER'' HOWS THING'S ?

  18. Penda

    out on the lamp tonight on permission!!!!!swear to god ha ha ha ha

    1. miss lurcher bitch

      miss lurcher bitch

      lol lol love it good luck mate

  19. Penda

    i wanna be iron like a lion in zion!!!!!!!!

    1. miss lurcher bitch

      miss lurcher bitch

      i thought you were lol

  20. Penda

    blues and villa derby tomorrow lets smash up the villa scum!!!!!!!!

    1. frankie 2010

      frankie 2010

      NO CHANCE !!!!

  21. Penda

    was at the blackpool pigeon show yesterday good crack as usaual!!!!

    1. rocky1

      rocky1

      i was going 2 go but the lift fell trough

  22. Penda

    taking me new bitch out for her first run tonight

    1. miss lurcher bitch

      miss lurcher bitch

      good luck mate

  23. Penda

    im out 2nite for a mooch aint lamped me pup for a few weeks

    1. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Good luck

  24. Penda

    nights this week and the lurchers have just come out of season bring on the weekend

    1. BOLSTER

      BOLSTER

      Hahaha

  25. Penda

    got a load of flea treatment i need to flog!!!!

    1. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      what flea stuff is it? does it work on ticks and mite?

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