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Bloody mangy fox been seen round the corner last night.
There all over the place on my fields
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This is a public anouncement with guittars
Ha ha ha
Wembley will have not seen this many Polish people in the stadium since it was being built.
cant waite to go to work 2night be a right punch up poles everywhere
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Back to the.....its raining posts.....lol
great ha ha ha
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im sick of this rain i want sum snow
Anyone know a recipe for hedgehog...
i know the old country way was to bake it in clay
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let the games begin!
bloody purple spray wont come of my hands
i sprayed it on the mrs dogs tail before she flicked it all over the wall it stains like anything mate
puppys noses,dirt pipe,sheriff badge
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my special subjects on master mind
Xmas is like any other day for me,sitting at a table with a big fat bird who doesn't ''Gobble anymore'' lol
ha ha ha ha stuffing it with a pork sausage
put your finger up your nose and blow bubbles out of you bum hole!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha gay spear chuckers
yeah thats it mate a good old follow through
Had trapped wind last night & fcuk me its fcuking like being ''MOLESTED FROM THE INSIDE'' fcuking vile
DO A BIG SPUNKY FAT MITE BE ALL YOU NEED
times change mate but i bet your under wear hasnt ha ha ha ha
another good day on the pigeons
fairplay to yah mate ive been trying to get some pigeon shooting for the oldman
anyone else noticed loads of grass snakes about?
theres loads of grassers about i know that much ha ha ha
im sure i saw earth walk past mine in a pair of arseless moleskins linking arms with gary middleton!!!!
nah he was in the car park up the road with tinted windows could be picking them up though
if my misses dont do me a cup of tea im gona beat her to death with a wet teatowl!!!!
thats disrispectful ask your mrs she,ll tell yah how big my tool is!!!!
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this whole bored thing aint healthy for me i can feel an agressive explosion on its way!!!!!!
yeah all in your face !!!!!!
EARTH IS ---- ?
blowing spunk bubbles out of his arse
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shes gone 1 in the oven but its nothin to do with me!!!!
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha yeah but the mrs doesnt get it yet i just knock her about and tell her to make me sum pie