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Penda

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  1. Bloody mangy fox been seen round the corner last night.

  2. Wembley will have not seen this many Polish people in the stadium since it was being built.

    1. Penda

      Penda

      cant waite to go to work 2night be a right punch up poles everywhere

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  3. Back to the.....its raining posts.....lol

  4. Back to the.....its raining posts.....lol

  5. Back to the.....its raining posts.....lol

  6. Anyone know a recipe for hedgehog...

    1. Penda

      Penda

      i know the old country way was to bake it in clay

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  7. bloody purple spray wont come of my hands

    1. Penda

      Penda

      i sprayed it on the mrs dogs tail before she flicked it all over the wall it stains like anything mate

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  8. tits....backsection.....growler.......!!!!!

  9. tits....backsection.....growler.......!!!!!

  10. Xmas is like any other day for me,sitting at a table with a big fat bird who doesn't ''Gobble anymore'' lol

    1. Penda

      Penda

      ha ha ha ha stuffing it with a pork sausage

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  11. put your finger up your nose and blow bubbles out of you bum hole!!!!

  12. put your finger up your nose and blow bubbles out of you bum hole!!!!

    1. Penda

      Penda

      yeah thats it mate a good old follow through

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  13. Had trapped wind last night & fcuk me its fcuking like being ''MOLESTED FROM THE INSIDE'' fcuking vile

  14. times change,people..............dont

    1. Penda

      Penda

      times change mate but i bet your under wear hasnt ha ha ha ha

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  15. another good day on the pigeons

    1. Penda

      Penda

      fairplay to yah mate ive been trying to get some pigeon shooting for the oldman

  16. anyone else noticed loads of grass snakes about?

    1. Penda

      Penda

      theres loads of grassers about i know that much ha ha ha

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  17. im sure i saw earth walk past mine in a pair of arseless moleskins linking arms with gary middleton!!!!

    1. Penda

      Penda

      nah he was in the car park up the road with tinted windows could be picking them up though

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  18. if my misses dont do me a cup of tea im gona beat her to death with a wet teatowl!!!!

    1. Penda

      Penda

      thats disrispectful ask your mrs she,ll tell yah how big my tool is!!!!

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  19. this whole bored thing aint healthy for me i can feel an agressive explosion on its way!!!!!!

  20. shes gone 1 in the oven but its nothin to do with me!!!!

  21. this whole bored thing aint healthy for me i can feel an agressive explosion on its way!!!!!!

    1. Penda

      Penda

      ha ha ha ha ha yeah but the mrs doesnt get it yet i just knock her about and tell her to make me sum pie

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