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  1. Well,it would have been rude not to .......
  2. Im gonna follow you to your B n B and tell her you said that, she wont be busy stuffing her face then, she`ll be too busy spitting in your breakie Fukc off they wouldn't allow the likes of you in my hostelry .........
  3. She did have a certain odour about her ........
  4. If as Cameron promises money is no object to combat the floods then why not spend a few fukcing thousand and issue the troops with wellies ... In every clip I see on the news of the troops stacking sand bags and helping people they are wearing normal combat boots ... So they must be working 8,10,12 hours a day with soaking wet feet ...........
  5. Now I don't mean your average overweight fella or bird walking past you when your having a sandwich ... But somebody really overweight who is serving you food ... I am away working away at the moment and when I went down for breakfast this morning the waitress a young girl who was huge came literally shuffling over to me and in between gasps and grunts asked me what I wanted for breakfast ... Order taken she shuffled off towards the kitchen ... I had a vision of her stood there waiting for my breakfast to be done and stuffing her face from the trays of sausages and bacon and scooping up beans
  6. socks

    Vegetables

    Parsnips especially honey glazed ........
  7. You sweaty socks are obviously jealous that you don't have the skills to produce an object of beauty for your loved ones ... You probably struggle to make porridge ........
  8. My missus treats me like a king ... I pretty much do what I want and go where I want ... I don't lift a finger in the house and she looks after me and the kids and caters for our every need ... I don't see it as a hardship to spend a few hours carving her a love spoon which she loves getting every year ... She will also get a nice card a bunch of flowers and I will take her for a nice meal on Friday night ... It the least I can do to let her know she is appreciated and loved ............
  9. The mother has been charged with manslaughter .......
  10. I carve my missus a love spoon or a heart shaped ornament of some sort every valentines day ........
  11. Strong looking parents and pups ... Good luck with the sale ....
  12. socks

    Replace Pasta

    Brown rice or whole meal bread .........
  13. As I said it looks good and has a purpous ... But I can use up to 6 or 7 fifty or hundered meter longnets at a time and I would struggle to fit that many rigid baskets in my truck .........
  14. Don't know what types of collie crosses you guys have seen but the ones I owned pre ban could all catch deer daytime ......
  15. Your more than welcome mate ... It was a good day and its nice to spend it with somebody that's keen and wants to learn new skills ... That wee dog was certainly clicking onto the game by the end of the day and with work under her belt will make a handy little tyke ... The obedience is there the speed is there and the strike is there ... She just needs to practice her skills now and she will be a big asset to you .........
  16. Not everybody has a van ... When you use a net type basket they can be manipulated and squashed into places ... You couldn't do that with a solid type basket ... Now I am not knocking the set up as I reckon it has its place as one of your tools but you could stack more net type baskets than you will rigid types ..........
  17. Nice to hear a good result ........
  18. The only problem with that would be trying to store it in your vehicle with other kit .........
  19. Good luck fella ... Just get the digger man to go slow and careful ...........
  20. Fair play and credit where credits due you have done a cracking job of raising that litter ........
  21. Doesn't matter if the guy spent £10,000 on the dog ... It's his dog and his money ......
  22. Fellas its a paid job it's what I do for a living ... The deal was that the rabbits go back to the estate ... We keep enough to feed the ferrets ... Everybody on the job knew the score before we started so its no big deal ............
  23. The weather certainly hasn't been kind to us ... 60mph winds and horizontal rain but we are battling on lol ... We have got some open warrens to do over the next week but fukc me are they on a steep slope ... It's going to be emotional ........
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