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  1. socks

    Bye bye Betty

    Yep and apparently the poison dwarf liked to hide in the wardrobe beating his little man maggot to death watching his wife getting smashed.
  2. Short rib of beef slow cooked for 10 hours.
  3. Mate whichever dog produced that needs to get to the vets sharpish.
  4. socks

    And relax

    It’s all great now but once that family get on the piss it will be a different story. Lock the doors and jam them ( he has spare keys) or Fukc knows what sort of debauchery you will be dragged into. I’ve not been the same since my visit.
  5. Entry boothroyd has died aged 93.
  6. socks

    6 Nations.

    Looked hungry for talent.
  7. socks

    6 Nations.

    I’ve got a sewer plant cleaning job lined up for you.
  8. socks

    6 Nations.

    Shit game payed by two shit teams and the shitiest team lost.
  9. socks

    6 Nations.

    I’m not looking forward to it one bit ?
  10. Maverick would have saved that and then buzzed the tower.
  11. Fukc me I didn’t know she had a giant eye as well.
  12. Didn’t she have a distinctive odd shaped pupil.
  13. She had become bitter and crusty … time to go.
  14. Raquel Welch Has died aged 82 …….
  15. Cut out the chicken for a while and feed a low protein dog meal.
  16. She will have what’s called hollow spots inside the bone and this makes even walking painful . Keep her on a low protein/calcium diet for a month restrict her exercise and she should come good.
  17. That could be any number of guys I will ask about soon find out.
  18. Cracking looking bitch. But can you really say she’s a good all rounder at just 19months.
  19. Don’t know how much I will eat the pub threw these on the bar … there was 4 when we started ……
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