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Hannah4181

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  1. My bitch has competed at all sorts of dog sports over the years, the long jump into water or "dash and splash/ dock dogs" being her best. Her personal best jump was 26.5 ft . . . pretty bloody amazing, the world record was held by a greyhound at 31ft! Interesting that her long jump best on land is 17ft, yet my tiny 21" beddy whippet can pop 15.5ft no bother. she stands at 26" and is a longer bodied dog than the lurcher, i think the collie drive is what makes her so good, she simply will not believe she can't do it! lol
  2. Watchman are your bringing your pup for me to mess with? Will take some snaps of him too if you bring him.
  3. You see me and your kids roll well together . . dunkers, dip dabs . . . both culinary gems!! I could tell you a nicer way to eat them than in a tree too. The boy looks pretty dam good in those shots, still fecking weird, but a fit fecking weirdo! Love the hangbags shots, poor dennis, the down syndrome victim!
  4. As i said to you last week . . . Less protein in your diet will help with the worms ;-))

    I'll sort it after camp.

  5. It's on like Donkey Kong . . . . .

  6. After a long stretch after local wildlife, spider is pleased to be home!

    1. hiho

      hiho

      instead of doing that you can both suck my dick

       

    2. Hannah4181

      Hannah4181

      As sweet an offer as that is . . . i think id rather chew my own arm off than suck your penis.

    3. WILF

      WILF

      Its a bit like you would imagine a conversation with Stephen Fry would be, but more intelligent! lol lol

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    J Darcy

    PMSL! Don that picture makes you look like a black man . . . winston!
  8. You cant talk to him like that, dont you know he has got a porsche.......................or did he mean porch? lol LO, is this called spitting my dumby wilf... your a c**t and i'd like to lick your head in... now is that spitting my dumby?. As i 'm not aloud to say what i do, i'll have to be like everyone else on here then i dont get dogged.. even tho i try to keep away from bother!! Wilf would be all over you "licking" his head in . . . he digs weird shit like that, especially if you had a dummy in your mouth too. As long as he dont run me over in his "porc
  9. You cant talk to him like that, dont you know he has got a porsche.......................or did he mean porch? lol LO, is this called spitting my dumby wilf... your a c**t and i'd like to lick your head in... now is that spitting my dumby?. As i 'm not aloud to say what i do, i'll have to be like everyone else on here then i dont get dogged.. even tho i try to keep away from bother!! Wilf would be all over you "licking" his head in . . . he digs weird shit like that, especially if you had a dummy in your mouth too.
  10. Your book is being made . . . exciting!! Will probably come to me, i'm thinking BBQ at mine on collection?

  11. Hannah4181

    J Darcy

    If you'd said hello Don, then i can assure you he would have stopped and had a chat with you, the fact he hasn't a bloody clue what you look like is i'm sure the problem.
  12. Trying to get ahead before going away is mega stressful :-((

    1. matt_hooks

      matt_hooks

      Trying to get head at any time is a pain.

       

    2. matt_hooks

      matt_hooks

      Oops, you said Ahead, sorry! ;)

    3. Hannah4181

      Hannah4181

      LOL Matt!! It will be very worth it, once i'm there! The to do list is nearly done thank god.

       

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  13. is a shadow of her former self . . and i blame Nathan the cocktail dude, b*****d.

    1. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      dont be discusting lab.

    2. Lab

      Lab

      you've taken that the wrong way ya dirty dog!!........;-)

    3. SLiP tHe DoG !
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  14. Iphone's all the way . . . but then i'm an Apple junkie.
  15. Monitoring a whelping bitch doesn't make you gay, or your penis any smaller . . . . . . it makes you responsible. :thumbs: I wonder how long the list of f*****g retards on here actually is in real life?
  16. Nathan the private cocktail man is booked for 12 hours . . . and my god he's going to earn his money!

    1. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      Sounds too posh for me.

    2. lunita

      lunita

      slave labour ...lol

  17. I didnt say you were a prick, I said maybe your a prick in your subconcious......see, you could be a complete prick without even realising it or maybe not..........or maybe I am just f*****g with ya, who knows! Either way, its still a bit unkind to assume the worst about people who are giving someone else a freebie......so dont be a prick! lol lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  18. Wow a stunning litter of pus, from 2 spot on dogs . . . if i was wanting a lurcher, i'd have that fawn boy in a heart beat.
  19. Hannah4181

    farting

    I don't think women should pass wind in front of men . . . . sometimes its unavoidable, but i'd always do my upmost not to. Weirdly or not, i do however finding it hysterical when someone does it, and am not bothered if men do it infront of me.
  20. 25ft square run, 4 seater sofa in a huge heated shed, 5 miles behind the quad, a few bunny catches and 1lb of fresh mince . . . . yet still spider the wanker manages to get over a 6ft fence, with 2ft of trellis at a 45 degree angle ontop . . . . to sleep in the rain on the back door mat!!!!! I HATE him.

    1. Lab

      Lab

      a spider will get over much more than that Hannah........lol

    2. SEAN3513
    3. Hannah4181

      Hannah4181

      I will not be beaten by a bloody 21" runt! Its war now, and the electric fence will be strung up if he tries again!

       

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  21. Hannah4181

    J Darcy

    You know that was meant to be a secret right?? :doh: He was last seen humming the Beatles classic, strawberry fields are forever . . . . . .
  22. Bringing on a pup is all about having it fit into your life, all my dogs adapt as my work load either increases or decreases. My lurcher, when i got him at 8 weeks . . i was pretty quiet work wise, within a fortnight i was up to my neck in work and he simply had to adapt. Being self employed meant that he could come everywhere with me, which is obviously a huge bonus. He's 3 now and as those on here who have met him will vouch for the fact, he is the most biddable, easy, steady dog i've ever met, some of that i'm sure is down to nature, but i also believe being thrown into a million and 1 di
  23. I have a seperate chest freezer in the kennel . . . just because the thought of it makes me queasy! :sick:
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