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Tiercel

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  1. Three wheels on my wagon, but i'm still rolling along.

    1. walshie

      walshie

      The Cherokees are chasing me.

    2. Tiercel

      Tiercel

      Arrows fly, right on by

      But I’m singing a happy song.

  2. Jack & Jill went up the hill to play some hanky panky..Jill came down with half a crown, and Jack with blood on his hanky

  3. Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube ohh oh oh oh

  4. Afternoon of rugby, England V Ireland up first then the maain course. Wales V Italy.

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    2. Tiercel

      Tiercel

      And now for the try fest (I hope) lol

    3. Fly The Boy

      Fly The Boy

      Hope we don't have any injuries we don't have a great bench...

    4. Tiercel

      Tiercel

      Well that game scuppered any slight chance we had of progressing out of our pool!!!

  5. Per vim dolus.

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    2. bobcullen79

      bobcullen79

      Haven`t got a clue. Legal term related?

    3. Tiercel

      Tiercel

      By guile, literal translation "Through the power of deceit"

    4. bullmastiff

      bullmastiff

      Google's a wonderful thing! Lol

  6. 23rd of december all covered in snow, you in the kitchen with thelights turned down low.

    1. Tiercel

      Tiercel

      Nobody like Van Morrison then?

    2. walshie
  7. Wife and daughter putting up decorations in living room. Stay in kitchen is best bet!!

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      My neighbour's had lights in their window for over a week !!

    2. Mr Wilkes

      Mr Wilkes

      Your lucky.. I have to help my wife put them up.bah-humbug.

  8. Non Vi Sed Arte

    1. bobcullen79

      bobcullen79

      Roughly translated

      You catch more flys with honey than you do with vinegar :]

    2. Tiercel

      Tiercel

      lol I like that.

  9. I tried the link to see why people could not pay as a gift and there is no option to pay as a gift. However if you follow these instructions you can pay for your item/s as a gift. Log into your paypal account. select send money. In the address field add this email address. fightforstellafund@btconnect.com Then choose the gift option, Then add the amount and add a note stating the lot numbers you are paying for.

  10. Just under half an hour folks! No bids accepted after 9pm

  11. Only an hour and a half left to get that special item you so much need. Get bidding peeps

  12. Non Vi Sed Arte

    1. paulus

      paulus

      brawn vs brain lol

    2. walshie

      walshie

      Not by strength but sneakiness.

  13. was out one night collecting worms for fishing the next day from my granfathers lawn. My Granfather came out and offered me half a crown if I could push the worm back into the ground......I had a think then sprayed the worm with hair laquer once it stiffened up I pushed it back in the ground..... Suitably impressed he promised to pay me on pension day.......On the day he came up with the half a crown and for some reason he gave me ten bob from my gran?

    1. stabba
    2. RossM

      RossM

      Old ones are always the best

  14. The Welsh musician when asked how he liked sex said Hoffenbach

  15. H had sex with the new girlfriend tonight for the first time, it was a bit of a mystery. First she asked how I would like it hard or soft? Not being a wus, I said hard. It was horibble dry and rasping is how I would put it. This is no good says I I will try the soft way, ok says her I will be right back. What a difference smoth moist and warm. After I asked her how did you do that? Its not hard she told me, when I went to the bathroom I just picked the scabs and let the pus run.

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      was she a lepper their raw lol

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      I played cards with 2 lepers.One threw his hand in,the other laughed his head off!

  16. Whiskey and white chocolate....MMMMMMMMMMM

    1. foxtails

      foxtails

      fair play TC you deserve it after putting up with us lot on here lol. enjoy !

  17. Tommy and billy were 12 year old boys. There were talking about girls. Tommy says, he liked Joes big sister, he asked Billy what he would like to do with her? Billy says "I would like to get her alone in the shed." "Go on" Says tommy. "Then I would lay her down and pull down her knickers" Yes yes and what do you do then asked tommy? I'd pull the lastic out of her knickers and make a sling says billy

  18. Arte non vi

    1. paulus

      paulus

      Asgre lan diogel et phercen

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