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    joke

    MR TEA POT posted a topic in General Talk

    A woman walking through a grave yard she see's a bloke crouching near a headstone She say's "MORNING" He replys "NO JUST HAVING A SHIT" Paddy and murphy walking home from the pub They pass the bus station, murphy says "paddy you used to drive a bus did'nt you" Paddy says "yes why" murphy say's "go in there and nick a bus and we can drive home" Paddy goes in 20 mins later murphy shouts "paddy what the feck you doing" paddy shouts "i can't find the number 7" murphy say's "you thick tw@t,take the number 9 and we will walk from the roundabout"
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    Don't think this person's playing with a full deck
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    Its got to be JAMIE"I COOK EVERYTHING WITH GARLIC"OLIVER.I wish he would cook himself covered in garlic and feck off,he gets right up my fecking nose the lissping ba£tard .He is doing now feed your family for a fiver ads,i bet he don't feed his family on that shite he cooks for a fiver,the pompas smarmy(spelling)ba£tard AND ANY CAST OF ANY SOAP HATE THEM ALL Edited to add CAROL VORDERMAN CAN'T STAND THE FECKING SIGHT OF HER,NOT EVEN IN A MAGAZINE.
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    The best i think is where carlton took that pill and kept saying "its a dud"then you see him starting to dance .
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    How long did you hang him for before eating . Nice nag mate.
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    P1ssing myself here,most blokes would not admit to having this problem.....WELL DONE CHID ....... Well got to go, early night, got to GET UP early tomorrow . PS is that wrong turn 2 any good? saw it in the video shop last night
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    Here we go again
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    He can't loose something he never had . Well done woodga what was the grand total?
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    Surely she would have suspected something when the woman said"that will be £180.00",i know taxis are expensive but feck me thats steep and it not even new years eve
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    s410

    MR TEA POT replied to daz's topic in Airgun Hunting

    So how do you know when you turn it back your rifle is not over 12ftlbs?
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    Some where to leave one's girlfriend while i have a quiet stroll round talk about moan " thats to expensive,you will never use that" . Good places to get food thats decent in taste and price i mean £4.00 for a cardboard cheese burger,it takes the p1ss. Lots of toilets that are clean and have paper in them,and i don't mean the sun or the sport . AND FOR PEOPLE WHO TAKE DOGS THAT DECIDE TO HAVE A CRAP, CLEAN THE SHITE UP :censored:IT TAKES 2 SECONDS TO DO IT AND PUT IT IN A BIN.I DON'T THINK A YEAR AS GONE BY WHERE I HAVE NOT STOOD IN THE STUFF,NOT TO MENTION THE KIDS WHO PLAY AND T
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    Looks like woodga took a shot at that phessie,its hardly got a tail,he always shoots behind . Good photos there rob
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    I would have one gweedo but i don't think kwick fit do tyres for them . MIKE,That is a nice motor you have there mate just one thing it could do with a bit of mud on it,its a for off road,man, not for posing on your local high street .
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    Hi stillair1,the barrel does not have a brass liner,it as got rifling though
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    Went to a car boot sale yesterday and picked up this airfle for £5.00. I have never seen or heard of them just wondering if anybody on here could tell me about them. Its a .177 and it says DIANA SERIES 70 on the side of it,it is accruate so i might use it in the garden for a bit of taget shooting in the summer . It also came with a old tin of RWS SUPERPOINT pellets A bargin for a bit of warm summer evenins fun
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    I had no probs with it when i had put it on,it looked great,just like yours does. Its only when i came to take it off the probs started,it is a barstool to get of,does not affect the bluing on the barrel but does leave a sticky residue.Which takes hours of rubbing with a oily rag to get it off . If you look through the arigun section you will find my post i did.
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    Did you use the tape mate,i did my AAS410 in the fecking stuff,when it got wet it nearly slipped out my hand so i took it off. On the packet the tape came in it said easy to remove without marking the gun........all i can say to that is BULLSH1T.............i had to keep rubbing mine with a oily rag to get the stuff off . NEVER will i do it again
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    SIMOMAN

    MR TEA POT replied to a topic in General Talk

    Fair play Simo,you can take it mate, With the sound of it he has took it
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    Thats the one, i think it looks the dogs .
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    So!! he's not your best mate then. thought that was funny
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    Some nice ones there folks keep them coming can't wait to get my disco. I saw a post on here about somebody who had just bought a car i think it was manda,with a pic on the wheel at the back,it was a skull or some thing i thought that looked great it reminder me of my heavy metel days .Any chance of the pic or a link as i can not find the post. Them l200 look the bizz,are they thirsty? SOUNDER your little 'un is just the right size for sweeping the back out
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    Don't know if this as done before,i am buying a disco in the next few months.Just wondering what 4x4 you folks drive? Thanks MPT,a few pics would be nice to
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    Think i will stick with the dicovery Thanks to all those who replied
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    just no smackheads, drug dealers, gangsters Thats my local vicar and doctor out the picture then All the best with it mate. If you get a airrifle on FAC how much land do you need for one and does it have to have hills etc for backstops?
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    I will get there
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