ring back.......................speak in pigeon english, claim you dont understand because youve only lived here 5 mins.................they'll do it yesterday, all of it , including gold teeth, feel sorry for you and give you £20 to treat yourself on your way home.
sorry folks............but our kids are ou future, but they get f**k all, its becoming intolerable.
what can we do..........................probably put up with it as usual unless anybodys got any bright ideas????
answers on a postcard please!!!!
rant over
regards
sean