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The one

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  1. If a first year jill loses her litter you can always put it down to a learning curve but not at 7 weeks of age . as i said i would of had the jill out at six weeks and feeding them rabbit and watching there behaviour
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    Subject: Supportive husbands Newspaper article..... It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to shout at them. Some are over-sensitive and there's nothing worse than an over-sensitive woman. My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Julie. When I took early retirement last year, it became necessary for Julie to get a full-time job for the extra income that we need. Shortly after she started working,
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    A lady goes on vacation alone to the Caribbean wishing her husband had been able to join her. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate lovemaking she asks him, "What is your name?" "I can't tell you!" the black man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he cannot tell her. On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?" " I can't because you will make fun of me!" the black man says. " There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says. " Fine, my name
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    A Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation." The old rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there." The Water representative said, "Hey Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?" The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores. Later, the old rancher hear
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    A cross-section survey of 1000 typical people in the UK, made up of: Afghans Pakistanis Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis, Africans, Albanians, Bosnians, Turks, Geordies, Brummies, Glaswegians and Liverpudlians were asked if they thought Britain should change its currency to "Euro". 99% said NO, they were quite happy with the "Giro".
  6. Shame for the dog i hope they catch them
  7. At that age i would of had them off the jill and in another cage by themselves checking that they where all eating ect by themselves mate ,there pretty old to be losing them now
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    LOL

    A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 M
  9. Cracking dvd then he's gone and fired out A SEASON WITH THE WARRENER VOL 2 right at the back off it
  10. I would love to see that guy in charge of a prison here imagine the outcry
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    WELLIES

    never much liked his sense of humour
  12. The one

    Superstition

    What do you say when there 17 magpies like at the catering skip at my work ???????
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    what lube.

    Tell her to go for a nice hot bath next time them you can peel the scab off it
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    Superstition

    I was led to believe you were to lift your hat and say good morning Mr magpie
  15. Bad enough leaving a dog in a car but there must have known there would be a big r.s.p.c.a. presence after the horse last year i hope they throw the book at them in court
  16. Cant seem to find the dark haired bird on the Hi Karate adds i reckon she was the best
  17. Looking good ,just a thought could you have sloped the base so you could have hosed it out or is that not worth the bother ?
  18. Bloody hell youv'e got a mouse problem mate
  19. Khaki campbells are laying ducks never heard of anybody eating them, the aylsbury's i thought they where ready 10/12 weeks for the chinese market
  20. You want to give your hutch a right good going over as where would a four week old kitt get a tick from ? out the bedding straw,hay ect,or living in the cracks of the hutch
  21. Even with out a moon just now its that light you can see your hand moving and its only really dark for about 4 hours just now
  22. Wonder how a guy would get on doing that in this country
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