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Status Updates posted by just jack
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chaps
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i hope you have not jacked on the grow your own thread and come back on it this season atb.
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hope all is good bolster ya crazy fook, darbs i'v been busy at work but still keep up, the father outlaw keeps up to it really i'm going to start him some toms off at home
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Nice one JJ
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well well well!
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Who'd have thought...
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Strike a light!
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three holes in the ground
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Just been to see 12 yrs a slave, I cant believe the horror and exploitation of fellow humans absolutely scandalous £9.60 for popcorn and a coke ffs!!!
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Haha lol
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Jack's version is funnier than yours PIL.
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echo's are the best,
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A woman went to the doctor, because she was concerned about the 2 green patches that kept appearing on the inside of her thighs. The doctor asked her are you married? She said no, then he asked have you got a boyfriend? She said yes. Well tell your boyfriend his earrings aren't real gold!.
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got bummed on wednesday, took the wife and kids to alton towers, "hope to see you again sir" "like fook you will"
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absolute brilliant rides but at the same time a complete rip off !!
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i hope you didn't pay a quid for the fish food ffs!!
cheeky cnuts
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agreed foxtails
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ffs dog in the vets in the morning, silly little twat tried jumping on the kids trampoline, next minute a almighty yelp and he couldn't move his back legs, phone the emergency vets and said to leave him a few hours as it could be a trapped nerve? he's walking now but very cagey and his back is arched all the time, ffs, should be cheap!!!! not,
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cheers mi dear
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expensive! vets always are!
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not as bad as i thought really, £53.00 for a wks course of some tablets!!! if no better in a wk its Xrays, no straight answer really, trapped nerve/ slipped disc, anyway its done and he wont be going for an Xray!!
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learn to speak English or your benefits are stopped,,,, sweeeeeeeet
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pity it dont happen,if they carnt speak english, feck off (back) to where they came (from) .!!
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I expect if they only wrote the benefits pamphlets in English they'd learn to speak it pretty damn quick.
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how true is that walshie
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An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment. It seems a male caller called 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah." Apparently "remain calm and stay on the line" was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response!!!!!
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My pornstar friend died recently, so at his cremation, out of a mark of respect, we scattered his ashes all over his wife's face !!!
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Ha Ha Ha. The mrs didnt find it quite as funny though.
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should have given me a shout I would have come over and shot my dust up her shite pipe lol
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pmsl..
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shooting has been called of for tomorrow because of this shite weather, TWAT
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gotcha,
your millet
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Your like a shuffling pensioner in a sprint race . Hahahaha lol X
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its the porcelain hip
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paulas sent me this as he is on form!! "Just found out my mates addicted to brake fluid...he says he can stop anytime though" i tell a lie, its one of my best!! coat
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its the way i tell em.....lol
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its a cracker, haha
ya silly cnut
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Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands.
Police say that he topped himself.
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could be worse
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why liverpool duncy?
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can't stand the accent - sets my teeth on edge....salt of the earth folk otherwise.
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fair enough answer, haha
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My mate just dared me to eat some yellow snow. It was a piece of piss!
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Dirty Beast. lol.
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Lmbo!
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lol